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working at a toy factory

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  1. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    A new employee is hired at the Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first day promptly at 800 am.
    The next day at
    8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman from the assembly line throws open
    the door and begins to rant about the new employee. He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole
    line is backing up, putting the entire plant behind schedule.

    The Personnel Manager decides that he should see this for himself so the two men march down to the factory
    floor. When they get there the line is so backed up that there are Elmos all over the floor and they're really
    beginning to pile up. At the end of the line stands the new employee. She has a roll of red plush fabric and a
    big bag of marbles. The men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric, wraps it around two
    marbles and begins to sew the little package between Elmo's legs.

    The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself together and
    approaches the woman. "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face," but I think you
    misunderstood me yesterday. Your job is to give each Elmo ................


    two test tickles.
     
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    jesus, i read it 2x and didnt get it then i saw the ..... two test tickles, i need to go to bed
     
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    90 accord Chicks dig the box Moderator VIP

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    hahah!! good chit!
     
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    OHHHHHHHHHHHH at first i was like WTF?!? shes the tester lady.. haha
     
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    hahahahahhaha
    too funny
     
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    :werd: :lol:
     
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    haha...at first i thought it was a true story... :bonk:
     
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