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Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Outlandish_Bandit, May 23, 2005.

  1. Outlandish_Bandit

    Outlandish_Bandit Senior Member

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    You have random conversations like this...

    Auto response from yourstruly: Miss Congeniality on the Armed FOrces Network's Movie channel. leave me a message!

    buttmasta05: I am installing java onllinux
    yourstruly: I'm going to install my penis in your anus
    buttmaster05: awesome
    buttmaster05: doews it have insatallshield?
    yourstruly: Yeah, and all required Microsoft verified certificates. Serial Number is under my balls
    buttmaster05: freakin' a
    buttmaster05: I had a keygen, but if it is OEM than it's all goooood

    ***Notice: No backdoors were harmed in the making of this conversation. All names have been changed to protect the rights of the innocent.***
     
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    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    uhhh....

    :shrug:
    weirdo
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    Couple parts made me chuckle, but that's all you get.
     
  6. Outlandish_Bandit

    Outlandish_Bandit Senior Member

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    Sorry 'bout that... banana juice and vodka > common sense
     
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    hcivic.com Senior Member

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    well that was gay thanks again for helping me through my hangover
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    totally no excuse 5 jagerbombs (yagerbombs for the people who havent seen the label) 3 crown n cokes and tres budwisers, i was still fine, and i had no hang over.
     
  9. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    You know you're a dork when... you post shit like this on-line



    jagerbombs, you wus, jager should only be consumed straight up or in an irish car bomb. and budwisers such weasel piss.
     
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    I drink jager by the cup, like it's a glass of milk or OJ or some shit. So yummy.
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    what the fuck is this thread about....
     
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    ripperbone angry bear

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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Aboouuut FACE! Forwaaard MARCH! Your left, your left, your left, right, left.


    Tim, stop drinking or I am going to beat you to death with your mouse and take you TV.
     
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    Seany-izzle New Member

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    i dont know what kind of irish car bombs you are drinking but they are made with baileys and jamison...
     
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    I have jager in my drawer at work........................................................................
     
  16. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Yip, put Jager in my car bomb, and i'll throw it at you.
     
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    Outlandish_Bandit Senior Member

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    I snort Jager through the twizzler straw I keep in the change pocket of my pants.
     
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    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    oops, yeah your right, I was just thinking of my love of guiness.
    I usually take shots of jager between rounds of guiness.
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Cement Mixer?
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    I'm going to have to try that, Baileys and Lime sounds weird.
     
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