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I don't think it's supposed to do this. In fact I know it's not.

See it here First! Discuss.

According to the U.S. Census Bureau: 9,374 people are fucking right now, 2,130 are kissing. 234 are getting head, and 1 lonely fucker is reading emails. You hang in there, Sunshine..... =)

1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 2. Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. 3. The...

1. If you're choking on an ice cube simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2. Avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop. 3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the...

Another one I got from work, enjoy! 1. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't. 2. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it. 3. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them. 4. I used to...

The next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be. Here are some facts about the1500s: Most people got married in June because they took their yearly bath in May, and still smelled pretty good...

I was outside of work and I saw this.

Some may have read this already, but if not it is funny! Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half-dozen nuggets. "We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter. "You don't?"...

This is an actual Drivers License from a traffic stop... REMEMBER!! When making a fake ID, attach a picture of yourself only... no matter how much you love your girl.

How-To: Rebuilding a Transmission I figured since I was going to be doing it anyway and I haven't really been able to find anything about rebuilding a tranny I figured I would write a How-to on tranny rebuilding. Here it goes: You don't have to, but I found it easier to remove the clutch...

I got this in an e-mail:

So these 3 guys go to a hotel and they decide it would be cheaper to get one room. They tell the guy at the desk that they want a room and he tells them it will be $30 for the night. Each of the 3 guys give the man at the desk $10. After the man at the desk finishes the paperwork he tells the...

I was looking at some stuff online trying to find some parts to rebuild my YS1 trans and I was wondering if you guys thing this would be worth the money or if I should just go to honda. Acura & Honda 5 speed Transmission overhaul repair kit save money! $237.27 On the same site: BK Bearing...

I was wondering if amyone had some extra cam cap bolts laying around. One of mine snaped in the head when I was taking them out.

I was wondering if there was any info on doing a full drum brake conversion? I heard that without the caliper rubbing on a rotor it creates less friction when accelerating and shaves 1/10ths off your QM. Also I was wondering if anyone has tried one of these: AWD Kit [AWD45] - $450.99 ...

So I'm trying to go to sleep and my wife's hamster is running in the wheel in the livingroom and I can't get to sleep. I go out there and move it to the highest place in the cage away from everything because I don't want to take it out and I figure there it can't get to it. This stupid thing...

This is an actual job application that a 75 year old senior citizen submitted to Walmart in Arkansas They hired him because he was so funny..... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Old Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but I am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate) DESIRED POSITION...

So this guy I work with told me that I'm the skinniest fat ass he knows. We got on the subject of me eating at McDonalds every day and he asked what I usually eat. I told him, well last night I had 4 double cheeseburgers a large fry and a large Dr. Pepper. This morning I had 2 sausage egg and...

i iz got mah crx n i iz wonten 2 mak it da supa fst shizit an how bout wat u guyz tink¿ canz u guyz tel meh wat iz du supa fastest bestst ingen for da crx sos i can da beat dis duch in mah skool dat has da fast car and i wont it to be like...