Distractions Game.....

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Airjockie

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Here's a new game to play...the object is simple...

Distractions/Real life... in 2009....


It take's a cunning use of "how to properly post in an internet forum" to get to the next level, but once you get use to it...it should be simple...:ph34r: Use of September 2009 - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia can get it started and your favorite headlines that show pompus BS as the major "news of the day" organizations....

How simple is this game...well...it's a copy paste game.....copy the prior post you read.... while you add a little info to each copy and paste.... use local or national headlines if you want, and if possible, add a date.... Keep it simple, short...and lets see what news we might have missed in our current world...

Open our eyes...and the rep's will flow to your status....except B's....:D...meh...we can rep him if he posts up something good...;)


Example...

You read:

Distraction:

1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs
2. your Distraction here....


Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.
2. your real life news here...

Copy and then paste...and add your exciting distraction/real life info....and then post...


I'll start...

ready...set...go....







copy from here...hint/hint...;)






Distraction:

1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs (09/14/09)
2.


Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.(09/14/09)
2.
 
Distraction:

1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs (09/14/09)
2. Khloe Kardashian gets married


Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.(09/14/09)
2. DC sniper executed
 
Distraction:

1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs (09/14/09)
2. Khloe Kardashian gets married
3. Tiger Woods cheats on wife

Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.(09/14/09)
2. DC sniper executed
3. 4 cops killed in Seattle by released felon.
 
Distraction:

1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs (09/14/09)
2. Khloe Kardashian gets married
3. Tiger Woods cheats on wife
4. Is michael vick playing footbal

Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.(09/14/09)
2. DC sniper executed
3. 4 cops killed in Seattle by released felon.
4. Ethnic Murders in China
 
Distraction:

1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs (09/14/09)
2. Khloe Kardashian gets married
3. Tiger Woods cheats on wife
4. Is michael vick playing football?
5.) Perez Hilton reports on anything and everything concerning celebrity gossip

Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.(09/14/09)
2. DC sniper executed
3. 4 cops killed in Seattle by released felon.
4. Ethnic Murders in China
5.) Perez Hilton gets punched in the face for being a gossip-reporting douche (June 2009)
 
Distraction:

1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs (09/14/09)
2. Khloe Kardashian gets married
3. Tiger Woods cheats on wife
4. Is michael vick playing football?
5. Perez Hilton reports on anything and everything concerning celebrity gossip
6. Carrie Prejean chastised for sex tape

Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.(09/14/09)
2. DC sniper executed
3. 4 cops killed in Seattle by released felon.
4. Ethnic Murders in China
5. Perez Hilton gets punched in the face for being a gossip-reporting douche (June 2009)
6. Miss America candidate says something intelligent and articulate and loses because raging fag is a judge.
 
Distraction:

1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs (09/14/09)
2. Khloe Kardashian gets married
3. Tiger Woods cheats on wife
4. Is michael vick playing football?
5. Perez Hilton reports on anything and everything concerning celebrity gossip
6. Carrie Prejean chastised for sex tape
7. Former Ms. Argentina dies after "butt lift" surgery

Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.(09/14/09)
2. DC sniper executed
3. 4 cops killed in Seattle by released felon.
4. Ethnic Murders in China
5. Perez Hilton gets punched in the face for being a gossip-reporting douche (June 2009)
6. Miss America candidate says something intelligent and articulate and loses because raging fag is a judge.
7. House of Reps is considering extending unemployment benefits into 2011
 
Distraction:

1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs (09/14/09)
2. Khloe Kardashian gets married
3. Tiger Woods cheats on wife
4. Is michael vick playing football?
5. Perez Hilton reports on anything and everything concerning celebrity gossip
6. Carrie Prejean chastised for sex tape
7. Former Ms. Argentina dies after "butt lift" surgery
8. New 'toon continues Disney trend toward diversity


Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.(09/14/09)
2. DC sniper executed
3. 4 cops killed in Seattle by released felon.
4. Ethnic Murders in China
5. Perez Hilton gets punched in the face for being a gossip-reporting douche (June 2009)
6. Miss America candidate says something intelligent and articulate and loses because raging fag is a judge.
7. House of Reps is considering extending unemployment benefits into 2011
8. Defiant Iran vows to enrich uranium even more
 
Distraction:

1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs (09/14/09)
2. Khloe Kardashian gets married
3. Tiger Woods cheats on wife
4. Is michael vick playing football?
5. Perez Hilton reports on anything and everything concerning celebrity gossip
6. Carrie Prejean chastised for sex tape
7. Former Ms. Argentina dies after "butt lift" surgery
8. New 'toon continues Disney trend toward diversity
9. New Fucking Moon (twilight)


Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.(09/14/09)
2. DC sniper executed
3. 4 cops killed in Seattle by released felon.
4. Ethnic Murders in China
5. Perez Hilton gets punched in the face for being a gossip-reporting douche (June 2009)
6. Miss America candidate says something intelligent and articulate and loses because raging fag is a judge.
7. House of Reps is considering extending unemployment benefits into 2011
8. Defiant Iran vows to enrich uranium even more
9. :disgust1:
 
heres a 2fer


Distraction:

1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs (09/14/09)
2. Khloe Kardashian gets married
3. Tiger Woods cheats on wife
4. Is michael vick playing football?
5. Perez Hilton reports on anything and everything concerning celebrity gossip
6. Carrie Prejean chastised for sex tape
7. Former Ms. Argentina dies after "butt lift" surgery
8. New 'toon continues Disney trend toward diversity
9. New Fucking Moon (twilight)
10. Secret Service puts 3 on leave over gate crashing
11. Walters spotlights year's Most Fascinating People
Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.(09/14/09)
2. DC sniper executed
3. 4 cops killed in Seattle by released felon.
4. Ethnic Murders in China
5. Perez Hilton gets punched in the face for being a gossip-reporting douche (June 2009)
6. Miss America candidate says something intelligent and articulate and loses because raging fag is a judge.
7. House of Reps is considering extending unemployment benefits into 2011
8. Defiant Iran vows to enrich uranium even more
9. :disgust1:
10. Senate votes to keep Medicare cuts in health bill
11. 62% Oppose Single-Payer Health Care System
 
bringing it back


Distraction
:


1. Lady GaGa stuns in five outrageous outfits at the MTV VMAs (09/14/09)
2. Khloe Kardashian gets married
3. Tiger Woods cheats on wife
4. Is michael vick playing football?
5. Perez Hilton reports on anything and everything concerning celebrity gossip
6. Carrie Prejean chastised for sex tape
7. Former Ms. Argentina dies after "butt lift" surgery
8. New 'toon continues Disney trend toward diversity
9. New Fucking Moon (twilight)
10. Secret Service puts 3 on leave over gate crashing
11. Walters spotlights year's Most Fascinating People
12. Toyota evaluates Prius brake problems and considers recall


Real Life:

1. At least 18 women and children are killed in a stampede for free flour handed out by charity workers in Karachi, Pakistan. And American actor Patrick Swayze dies at age 57, after suffering from pancreatic cancer for more than 1 year.(09/14/09)
2. DC sniper executed
3. 4 cops killed in Seattle by released felon.
4. Ethnic Murders in China
5. Perez Hilton gets punched in the face for being a gossip-reporting douche (June 2009)
6. Miss America candidate says something intelligent and articulate and loses because raging fag is a judge.
7. House of Reps is considering extending unemployment benefits into 2011
8. Defiant Iran vows to enrich uranium even more
9. :disgust1:
10. Senate votes to keep Medicare cuts in health bill
11. 62% Oppose Single-Payer Health Care System
12. House agrees to $1.9 trillion more debt
 
each trillion represents about 3030.30 for each us citizens (approx 330mil)
thats an additional $6000 each one of us owes china now
 
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