goddamn spambots...

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goofoffgurl69: hi... anyonne there?
civicious: hi
civicious: whos this
goofoffgurl69: oh your there hi...
goofoffgurl69: all my personal info is on my web page, the link is in my profile.
civicious: k....
goofoffgurl69: a/s/l (age sex locatiion)?
civicious: your profile is blank...
goofoffgurl69: im 27/f/USA. was lookin at yourr profile. thought you might like to chat.
goofoffgurl69: so what have you bbeen up to civicious?
civicious: your profile is blank...
goofoffgurl69: cool. i was just hangin out watching tv. i was getting kinda horrny (*blushes)
civicious: oooookay...
goofoffgurl69: feel like a little cyber fun with me ? please please...
civicious: uh
goofoffgurl69: alright how bout i get down on my kneees in front of you and help you out of your pants?
civicious: uh
goofoffgurl69: tell me what you want me tto do with you while i slip out of my panties
civicious: uh
goofoffgurl69: oh yeah babe.. dont stop. while i slie my hand down between my legs and part my moist lips
civicious: is this supposed to be exciting?
civicious: maybe if you had some hot nude pics or somethin....
goofoffgurl69: oh it feells so good. Im holding your pulsing cock in my hand, my shiny red fingernails dig gently into your balls, while my full, soft lips engulf the mass of your meat
civicious: no, fignernail-diggage-of-the-balls is not cool...
civicious: and you have the spelling skills of a 12 year old
goofoffgurl69: open my website so you can look at me while im sucking you. use the link ih my profile!
civicious: your profile doesnt have a link
goofoffgurl69: oh.. nevermind. taie care...
civicious: oooooookay...
 
I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....
 
Uhhhmmmm.....


Reading that....

I think you should turn the computer off, step outside, and face reality...

maybe get a real girl or something...
 
that chick is nutz. btw, hows her mom look? :P
 
haha That's great.

I like how you edited what you said so it appeared to us that you didn't give a fuck. :lmao:
 
that wasnt an actual conversation...that was some kinda spambot or somethin tryin to get me to look at a website...


and i didn't edit the convo.
 
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