Three guys, a dentist, an electrician, and a carpenter, all have a
friend. Their friend is getting married. They decide to play a prank
on him on his honeymoon.
"I'll saw the bed, so that once they start bouncing, the bed will
break," says the carpenter.
"I'll wire the bed, so that once they get into bed, they will get
horribly shocked," says the electrician.
"I'm not going to tell you what I am going to do, but it will be
good," says the dentist.
A week later, they all receive the same telegram from their friend. It
read:
"We could deal with the breaking bed, we could even deal with the
shocking springs, but whoever put Novocain in the KY Jelly should
DIE!"
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So this couple checks in to a fancy hotel for thier honeymoon. About 5 in the afternoon, just after checking in, the groom is dressed in his fishing outfit and is leaving the hotel. The desk clerk sees this, and find it really odd...
The second night the groom does the same thing....
The third night the same.
Till on the fourth night, the desk clerk stops the groom and asks.
"Hey mister, I know it's none of my business, but didn't you just ger married?"
The groom replies "Why yes, I just did a couple days ago."
So the clerk inquires deeper..."Well then, if I were you, I'd not leave the room for a couple days!"
The groom looks at him and says "Oh, I see...You mean sex? I'm afraid I can't have sex with my wife, she has gonorreah."
The clerk looks puzzled...."Well sir, if you can't have sex the usual way, how about anal sex?"
The groom looks around, and shakes his head. "Nope, can't do that either...she has diarreah."
The clerk is shaking his head..."You poor bastard...well, how about oral sex?"
The groom sighs..."You see, I couldn't do that either, my wife has piarreah."
By this time the clerk is so pissed off, his comment just comes out.
"Mister, your wife has gonorreah, diarreah, and piarreah...What the hell did you marry her for?"
The groom says "Well, if you must know, she also has worms, and I LOVE TO FISH...."
friend. Their friend is getting married. They decide to play a prank
on him on his honeymoon.
"I'll saw the bed, so that once they start bouncing, the bed will
break," says the carpenter.
"I'll wire the bed, so that once they get into bed, they will get
horribly shocked," says the electrician.
"I'm not going to tell you what I am going to do, but it will be
good," says the dentist.
A week later, they all receive the same telegram from their friend. It
read:
"We could deal with the breaking bed, we could even deal with the
shocking springs, but whoever put Novocain in the KY Jelly should
DIE!"
_________________________________________________________________
So this couple checks in to a fancy hotel for thier honeymoon. About 5 in the afternoon, just after checking in, the groom is dressed in his fishing outfit and is leaving the hotel. The desk clerk sees this, and find it really odd...
The second night the groom does the same thing....
The third night the same.
Till on the fourth night, the desk clerk stops the groom and asks.
"Hey mister, I know it's none of my business, but didn't you just ger married?"
The groom replies "Why yes, I just did a couple days ago."
So the clerk inquires deeper..."Well then, if I were you, I'd not leave the room for a couple days!"
The groom looks at him and says "Oh, I see...You mean sex? I'm afraid I can't have sex with my wife, she has gonorreah."
The clerk looks puzzled...."Well sir, if you can't have sex the usual way, how about anal sex?"
The groom looks around, and shakes his head. "Nope, can't do that either...she has diarreah."
The clerk is shaking his head..."You poor bastard...well, how about oral sex?"
The groom sighs..."You see, I couldn't do that either, my wife has piarreah."
By this time the clerk is so pissed off, his comment just comes out.
"Mister, your wife has gonorreah, diarreah, and piarreah...What the hell did you marry her for?"
The groom says "Well, if you must know, she also has worms, and I LOVE TO FISH...."
