oh noes!!1 zombie strippers!

[eg6sir]

saw this on the news last night
Traffic sign warns of zombie stripper - 7/30/09 - San Francisco News - abc7news.com

 

[E_SolSi]

this raises quite the conundrum

not too sure how to feel about this....


i really like strippers...
but i really hate zombies...


hrmmm

i dont really think a zombie stripper would have any of the qualities i enjoy about living strippers...

hrmm

fuck it... a zombie is a zombie... those bitches are going down!!! :gunfight:

 

[phyregod]

Its a trap man.. They lure you in with their tits, and when you lean in for the motor boat, they eat your brain.

 

[eg6sir]

just noticed the sign behind it.. Lucky Devils Lounge .. they must be in there

 

[Drake]

 

[corvetteguy78]

 

[jamesA]

That works well at long distances with 1-2 zombie strippers. For a full scale attack though, I would enjoy this more with a 300 round magazine feed.

 

[95b16coupe]

i'll stick with my favorite vampire strippers....

 

[jamesA]

I take back my last post.

This one is scoped, gripped and has a laser sight.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/6245/2m60e4commando0te.jpg

 

[94H_Ex]

Hrmmm. this news report sounds almost like the work of an Anon.

 

[E_SolSi]

i'll stick with my favorite vampire strippers....

i would let Salma Hayek suck the life out of me 5 times a day for the rest of eternity

 

[95b16coupe]

fuck yeah.

Zombie Strippers - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Drake]

Im pretty sure that the political slant to that movie would probably piss me off to the point of not being able to laugh.

 

[95b16coupe]

why what do you mean? anything that has freddy krueger and the huntington beach bad boy can't be THAT bad.

/sarcasm

 

[E_SolSi]

Im pretty sure that the political slant to that movie would probably piss me off to the point of not being able to laugh.

it sounds like the biggest piece of shit put to film since 'The Underground Comedy Movie' (which for the record is the worst movie ever made.... EVER)

no, unfortunately there is no amount of tits and ass that could make this movie worth watching