An redneck walks into a cafe with a shotgun and a bag of shit. He walks up to the counter and orders a coffee. He slams the coffee, throws the bag of shit in the air shoots it then leaves. A week later he comes back to the cafe with a bag of shit and shotgun again. He walks up to the counter and asks for coffee again. The waitress said "Hold on there, Last time you were in here it took us three days to clean up all that shit. What are you doing anyways?"
The redneck replied "Training for middle managemet.... Show up, Shoot the shit, And disappear for a week."
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