Todays Lame Joke

[reckedracing]

this one made me chuckle a little

theres a guy with an alligator at a bar as part of a show. He tells the crowd he is going to show them something amazing. He is going to place his genitals in the alligators mouth for five minutes with teh animals clamped down on them. So he places his parts into the alligators mouth and the animal chomps down on them and he stands there for 5 minutes. When 5 minutes is up he hits the alligator on the head and the animal lets go of his genitals. He says if anyone else in the bar can perform this he will buy everyone a drink. There is total silence until a woman in the back of the bar stands up and says she would like to try but he cant hit her on the head.

 

[E_SolSi]

chuckle

 

[Celerity]

Oh wait, that was the joke ?

 

[TurboMirage]

nice

 

[get_nick]

still waiting for the laugh to occur

 

[klyph]

rimshot, total silence... another rimshot. eh, anyone? ah fuckit. (exits stage)

 

[smarty009]

cricket cricket

 

[Turbo&Auto]

The punchline comes outta nowhere.

This one is slightly offensive, but its just a joke

A rabi and a priest are walking down the road when they come up to a young boy.

Priest: you wanna fuck 'em?
Rabi: Outta what???

 

[Citizen_Insane]

^ lol, now that's a joke!

 

[DwnShftPrincess]

:bo: .......................................................................:sleep:

 

[reckedracing]

A rabi and a priest are walking down the road when they come up to a young boy.

Priest: you wanna fuck 'em?
Rabi: Outta what???

nice

 

[BigJ]

Good shit. (priest and rabi joke).