today's lame work joke

[Briansol]

Who Is Who? A Project Manager is the one who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month. An Onsite Coordinator is the one who thinks 1 woman can deliver 9 babies in 1 month. A Developer is the one who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver 1 baby. A Marketing Manager is the one who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. A Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. A Tester is the one who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

 

[E_SolSi]

 

[E_SolSi]

 

[BigJ]

 

[BigJ]

Who Is Who? A Project Manager is the one who thinks 9 women can deliver a baby in 1 month. An Onsite Coordinator is the one who thinks 1 woman can deliver 9 babies in 1 month. A Developer is the one who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver 1 baby. A Marketing Manager is the one who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. A Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. A Tester is the one who always tells his wife that this is not the right baby.

I'm running a kaizen with various levels of management today and tomorrow. We're going to have a gigantic project that comes out of it with the most unreal expectations. I can already feel it.