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list 'em all here. i have some busting to do later on....
 
A Pirate walks into a bar with a Captians Wheel on his belt

the bar tender says "excuse me mr Pirate, did you know your ships steering wheel is stuck to your belt?"

The Pirate replies "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"
 
don't take your kids to see "Pirates of the Caribbean"

cause it's rated ARRRRRRRGH
 
I just call girls pirate hookers. Or that their not even good enough to be a real pirate hooker, they have to bang the dudes with 2 wooden legs.
 
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