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need pirate jokes

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Jan 26, 2007.

  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    list 'em all here. i have some busting to do later on....
     
  2. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    q: what kinda car does a pirate drive?
    a: an Integra Type-ARRRRRRRRRRRR
     
  3. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    A Pirate walks into a bar with a Captians Wheel on his belt

    the bar tender says "excuse me mr Pirate, did you know your ships steering wheel is stuck to your belt?"

    The Pirate replies "Aye, it's driving me nuts!"
     
  4. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    how about ones that aren't 123123 years old? :p
     
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    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

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  6. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    lol well you said you wanted pirate jokes and well thats what we posted
     
  7. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    don't take your kids to see "Pirates of the Caribbean"

    cause it's rated ARRRRRRRGH
     
  8. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I just call girls pirate hookers. Or that their not even good enough to be a real pirate hooker, they have to bang the dudes with 2 wooden legs.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    That ranks up there on your top 3 "most fucked up statements ever" Slush.
     
  10. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Really? Well what are the other 2?
     
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    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    slush- i just noticed that your last name is a Filipino delicacy. A fertilized and almost fully grown Duck Egg. Nasty.
     
  12. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Really? My last name is Slovakian.
     
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