Lunchtime sex

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man. i just need to get laid.
 
IDB.

Alcohol + lots of ky.


Remove the alcohol. :D:ph34r:

Seriously, she lets me get freaky from time to time.. Which is why I keep her around. I wouldn't stick with a chick that was horrifyingly bad in bed. Marriage is 75% sex imho. Who gives a shit about dishes and laundry and a clean house? I do. But, I'd take more booty over any of those.
 
Marriage is 75% sex imho. Who gives a shit about dishes and laundry and a clean house? I do. But, I'd take more booty over any of those.
incorperate the 2, put her up on the washer while shes doing laundry, or a bj while washing dishes?
 
I like booty anytime of the day...

Morning - FTW

Brunch -FTW

Lunch- FTW

Afternoon - FTW

Evening -FTW

Night - FTW
Now thats the right idea. Unfortunately I haven't gotten anything but Night sex in awhile. Actually I haven't gotten Sex Sex in awhile. Fucking summer and being at home with all the whores I knew in HS that I don't want to sleep with again. /rant
 
Now thats the right idea. Unfortunately I haven't gotten anything but Night sex in awhile. Actually I haven't gotten Sex Sex in awhile. Fucking summer and being at home with all the whores I knew in HS that I don't want to sleep with again. /rant
just caus you've slept with them before dosent mean that they let you try all the holes, maybe it's time for some dirty spelunking?
 
on the counters. in the spa. on the bathroom sink. off the side of the stairs...
That's why I stayed with the ex so long. I know it sounds crazy but her drinking is what made us break up. I get too drunk and don't remember all the funny shit I did. She got too drunk and yell and treated me like a piece of shit. And would always accuse me of cheating. Which I found later was actually just her guilty concience(sp).
 
just caus you've slept with them before dosent mean that they let you try all the holes, maybe it's time for some dirty spelunking?
I had by all means 21 year old milfs hitting on me. IDK, I'm not all about banging a chick while her baby is taking a nap.
 
That's why I stayed with the ex so long. I know it sounds crazy but her drinking is what made us break up. I get too drunk and don't remember all the funny shit I did. She got too drunk and yell and treated me like a piece of shit. And would always accuse me of cheating. Which I found later was actually just her guilty concience(sp).

been there done that. it's not stupid at all. i would do the same in that situation.
 
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