Thankyouallforbeinghere...
There'sbeensome, speculation, about whether I am, infact, the legitimate, President, oftheUnitedStates.
Letmeassureyou...
...
I am.
Iwouldalso, like, to pointout...
that you, didn't, post a picture, ofatastysandwich.
Bad form sir, I hope, inthefuture...