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2 white boys trying to rap

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by pissedoffsol, Nov 30, 2003.

  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    yo...

    Auto response from HondaCiViCVteC99: Arms magee and Nigga E r eating some pizza pie and watchin some football....that aint no lie.....drink some beer....we aint no queers.....LOL wow...I'm a fuckin rapper...cell it!

    pissedoffsol: so..
    you think you're some kind of rapper
    i've seen mexicans on the crapper rap phatter
    keep on eatin' that pizza pie while niggas be on the street glocked back ready to die
    getting cocked back in the uzi the best your white ass could do was gettin lit off the boozy

    :)
     
  2. rudeludenotmeanthough

    rudeludenotmeanthough Senior Member

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    haha.. pretty goo actually... directed to B's
     
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    driver1 Senior Member

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    haha thats good shit mang. i perticularly like the mexican crapper line
     
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    cxjon Senior Member

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    lol crapper :D thats some funny shit
     
  5. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    Man I can do better then that B)

    Ahem

    Man that rhyme's gheyer then 5 richard slimmens,
    Apperently you ain't no Russel Simmins.
    Dope lyrics from Connecticut? let's take a cloer look,
    nope your shit's gheyer then a pink Captin Hook.

    And Cal's probably gonna ban me for saying this though,
    I think someone needs to tell him he wasn't at the Alamo.

    Jeffie7, man, I think this jokes gone a little far.
    Megan calls you ghey so you buy a bike and sell you car?

    And I saved you for last cause I know you love me the most,
    so let me get outta here before AFIPUNK calls this a :repost:


    :lol: love ya
     
  6. 92civicb18b1

    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    O shit I like that. kinda a poem thought
     
  7. FFCiv

    FFCiv Senior Member

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    We all know at hondaswap B's the Host,
    but hes also the guy whos photoshopped most
    started out wit flag day, man that shit was gay.
    we all feel bad cause he gets no play,
    yeah, He's got the fastest garage on hondaswap,
    but a bottle of NAWS would put me on top!

    ehhh I'll finish it later.... No offence meant to you brian, you know we all love you
     
  8. MXDesa

    MXDesa Senior Member

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    Fo shizzle dizzle, this is our next 5 page thread my nizzle!!
     
  9. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    :ghey:









    P.S Im writing a bill of sale right now for my car it "should" be sold tomorrow night
     
  10. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    fucking boy who talks about nizzles couldn't even make a can of soda fizzle
    you are at the swap, the home of the one bizzle
    i may be the fat ass whos photoshopped the most
    but FFciv's ass is 'bout to be toast
    burnt to the crust nigga gonna lie in the dust
    before Notorious B drops a knee on that wack ass hommie

    give me a fucking break
    i'm the whitest mother fucker that ever ate cake
    and still you fools can't appreciate all the pain that was given and replaced with the heartache
    so before i go take a nap before work
    you'll never top me you fucking jerk

    :D
     
  11. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

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    Werd Yo!
     
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    MXDesa Senior Member

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    HAHAHA u the man Brian for shizzle.
     
  13. FFCiv

    FFCiv Senior Member

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    so you're whitest mother fucker that ever ate cake
    but hows that excuse u from being a fake
    whitest motherfucka, damn right
    but what the fuck that gotta do with you takin me in this fight?
    So what that leaves us with is your the whitest fuck
    now get ready to get knocked like a rabbit from a mac truck
    you're rhymes are wack
    and you act like the dead Biggie's got your back
    yea alot of good that'll do
    so from me to you,
    Fuck you too
     
  14. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    [​IMG]

    :D

    Can we add that one? :p
     
  15. Smonkeyboy

    Smonkeyboy Senior Member

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  16. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    stupid gif. right click and get the name and then put it into your browser.
     
  17. civicious

    civicious FüK-VTEC VIP

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    b's whiter than michael jackson
    maybe that's why he can't get any action
    quick! somebody get him some coppertone!
    he'll get a tan AND the sol running 'fore his mom gets home!
    "Brian, stop that racket! The neighbors are sleeping!"
    "But mom! Its not me! It's FFCiv's toast that i'm eating!
    It's just so damn delicious and crunchy!"
    90_accord sells enough tree's to give us ALL the muncies!
    the whole board should know, i'm a broke-ass nigga
    i wear faded glory cuz i can't afford hilfigga


    [/weak-ass freestyle]




    :blink:
     
  18. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    Silverchild, lay off Jeffie, I think you're the homo,
    You enlisted in the military just for the "fabulous" USO show.

    That is all.

    I don't feel like writing 20 lines of worthless crap.
     
  19. BigJ

    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    here's mine.

    Afi and his lame ass chops
    NO one likes him and just hope his connection just dropppssss
     
  20. Tonyd0821

    Tonyd0821 Banned

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    FUCK RAP.

    its all about the classic rock y0


    showing off my :mullet: roots...
     
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