jimboburgess
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hey guys, so i actually turned 21. now when i am walking home drunk late at night i shouldn't feel guilty when i cop drives by, right?
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this brings up a good point. you can get a ticket for "public intoxication". and you can get arrested for DWI/DUI. so...uh...yeah, what are you suppose to do?hey guys, so i actually turned 21. now when i am walking home drunk late at night i shouldn't feel guilty when i cop drives by, right?
didn't coors do a commercial like this?On a side note when I was in college a buddy of mine was drunk in a bar and ordered a pizza from the store next door to the bar for delivery and then gave the pizza guy a 10 dollar tip to drive his drunk ass and his pizza the ten blocks two his house. Not a bad deal hot pizza, ride home in the middle of winter and didn't have to risk a dwi.
Ron White: The cop was like, "Mr. White, you are being charged with drunk in public-KA!" I was like, "Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey! I was drunk in a bar! They, threw me into public-KA! I don't want to be drunk in public-KA! I wanna be drunk in a bar, which is perfectly legal!
Ron White: If you knew Morse code, you'd know that already. And one DWI, which was a bogus charge, cause it turns out they were stopping every driver, traveling down that particular sidewalk. And that's profiling. And profiling is wrong! The arresting officer, who I had literally known, all my life. You know what I mean? This guy lived four doors down the street me, in a town of fewer than four hundred people. *We've met.* Now, he takes me to jail, and he asks me if I have any aliases. [Confused, stupid look]
Ron White: And I was just being a smartass, and I said, "Yeah. They call me, "Tater Salad!" " Seventeen years later, I'm handcuffed on a bench in New York with blood coming out of my nose, and this cop goes, "Are you Ron 'Tater Salad' White?" Ya caught me! Ya caught the tater!
Captain Morgan's did it. It's so much fun to do.didn't coors do a commercial like this?