A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool
and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep,husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that
joke,sir, you should know five things...
#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
#4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde, and is a professional
weightlifter.
#5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the
bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep,husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that
joke,sir, you should know five things...
#1 - The bartender is a blonde girl.
#2 - The bouncer is a blonde girl.
#3 - I'm a 6 foot tall, 200-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
#4 - The woman sitting next to me is blonde, and is a professional
weightlifter.
#5 - The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
"Now, think about it seriously, mister. Do you still want to tell that
joke?"
The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and declares, "Nah... Not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."