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What do you call a dead black guy in a corn field?
Broken farm equipment.

What would the Flintstones be called if they were black?
Niggers.

A family of ducks and a family of skunks are walking across the road. There is a mommy, daddy, and baby skunk; and a mommy, daddy, and baby skunk. When they cross the road, the mommy and daddy skunk, and the mommy, and daddy duck get run over and die. The two babies continue throught the woods. 2 minutes later the duck says the skunk, "I dont know what i am anymore without my parents here." The skunk says to the duck, "Well you are yellow, fluffy, and go quack, youre obviously a duck." So 5 minutes into the woods the skunk says to the duck, "Without my parents here i dont know what i am anymore!" The duck replies with, "Well, youre half black, half white, and you smell like shit. Youre obvioulsy puerto rican."

Ways to get out of sounding racist...kinda.

Im not racist, i have a color tv.

Im not racist, i have some black people in my family tree.......They've been hangin there for 40 years!!
 
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