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if i go out i will be going out for the same thing i usually go out for
to run interference and piss people off
i will be out there strolling through the isles with my empty shopping cart
wandering aimlessly at a leisurely pace
sipping my coffee
stopping at random for no reason
swinging my cart around and into people
blocking off isles
just all around fucking with people
with a smile on my face the whole time... for some reason Black Friday shoppers get extra pissed when they see someone smiling
E, you've slipped.if i go out i will be going out for the same thing i usually go out for
to run interference and piss people off
i will be out there strolling through the isles with my empty shopping cart
wandering aimlessly at a leisurely pace
sipping my coffee
stopping at random for no reason
swinging my cart around and into people
blocking off isles
just all around fucking with people
with a smile on my face the whole time... for some reason Black Friday shoppers get extra pissed when they see someone smiling
E, you've slipped.
Don't walk around with an empty cart. Fill your cart with black friday stuff, and then walk around... Parading it in front of them. Take two carts.
i feel the empty cart enhances the image that i am not there buying a damn thing and my only purpose is to piss them off