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B's a dad too!

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  1. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    So I had the distinct pleasure of spending mothers day with the pissedoffsols, and was witness to what was quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in a long time.

    We're all sitting around the living room, and B hands his mom the mothers day card that he got that morning... She's holding her grandson (Bs sisters daughter), so she has him read it to her... And he's reading it... and comes to the part of the card he didn't read in the store...

    "'I'm a better...' oh crap, I got the wrong card... (laughs) 'I'm a better father to my family having been raised by you.'"

    LOL! He never read the whole card when he was in the store!
     
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    asmallsol Super Moderator

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    lol. What did Mrs Pissedoffsol say?
     
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    now thats lazy
     
  4. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    hahahahahahahahahaha he pwnd himself bad on that one. LOL
     
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    brian11to1 Senior Member

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    What?
     
  6. Loco Honkey

    Loco Honkey Banned

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    Eh, I meant granddaughter. Whatever.
     
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    she = B's mom = B's sisters mom
    grandchild -> B's sister (mom) -> B's mom (grandmother)
     
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    Frankie P. Senior Member

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    Why didn't you just say B's niece?
     
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    I'm proud of you, man.

    Back when I was about 17 or 18, I went to this party on the beach a few towns away. It was the night before mother's day. Well, I couldn't get a ride home, so I decided to hitch hike. I couldn't get a ride that way either.

    Anyway, I ended up walking several miles and by the time I was close to home, the sun was coming up. And since it was spring time, a lot of nice homes had a lot of nice flowers growing in their yards. So I did what any good son would do. I picked a nice bouquet for my mom. She still talks about it today.

    B, your mom will never forget this card.
     
  10. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    :lmao:

    Congrats B! And you say you never get any...
     
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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    :ph34r: that's what i was afraid of
     
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    You are a horrible son :p

    You need a sister like mine, where she takes care of everything, and I just give her money.
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    That's even worse! :lmao:
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    Is it MY fault I got wasted all weekened on a beach, and sobered up just in time to get to my parent's house for mother's day? :lol:

    It was so worth it, even though my face is now Milano Red Pearl :(
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    No, it's your left foot's big toe's hangnail's fault. :lol:

    Nice- describing your face with Honda paint colors. :)
     
  16. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    LOL
     
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    Wow, B is the laziest person on earth.

    I bought my mom a mother's day card at 11:30 PM last night. LOL
     
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    i didnt even buy one for my mom.. i went to 3 places and they were all sold out <_<

    so i bought her a plant :D gave her a hug and told her that i loved her :)
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    I bought my mom a card, two bags of regular M&ms and a Happy mothers day balloon with an orange shaped candle attached to the string.

    I bought all this at 12:30 Sat night and dropped it off that night before I went home :)
     
  20. BodyDroppedNikes

    BodyDroppedNikes ...PENDEJO.... VIP

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    i called my Mom and my step-mom and wished both a Happy Mothers Day. they were both pleased to hear from me since i havent talked to them in awhile. i miss my family. being 10 hrs away from them sucks :(
     
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