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damn straight. It's not how big your pots are, its how you use them.i say it every time...im jealous....you know its just cause she likes your cooking.
dude I'd fuck her like I was trying to win a prize...
*hands you your prize*
"congratulations! you just won yourself a batch of herpes"
WTF dude your GF has Herpes?
No, but it would have been funny to tell you that if we were to swing. bahahaha
After I get done f-in your gf and you mine, I can say welp dude, enjoy the blisters you should feel them in 3 to 4 working days.
look on the bright side, you'll now be one of those super happy STD carriers the ones you always see on the TV ads. =)
sweet now I can go horseback riding
*whisper*BTW my GF is italian with 34DD..., I mean if you were serious...*/whisper*
I'm still waiting for my kayak and camping trip. All the other people with herpes seem to do this all the time