Cel. needs this shirt..

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So you're Latino, with a French first name and your last name is a town in England ?


'How the hell do you pull that off ?
 
and I see a bottle of this stuff for aluminum... 'formby's cleaner' or some shit... i'm gonna go take a pic.

i don't piss excellence... i'm glam so i piss glitter.
 
"Lot's and Lot's of crazy sex, man. crazy sex, man"



:D
Luckily JP has more humility than Jeffie, but JP has a Venezuelan wife - And I'm sure that hell nor high water could keep him at work late at night.

Like, Eva Longoria grade woman.
 
thank you!

i come home everyday, the wife treats me like a king...

ohh!
and has the hands of a small Japanese woman
man their fast!


first time she held it:
i was like DAMN this thing is big!

then i hold it and i'm like:

FUCK, never mind
 
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