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  1. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    was at a friends work and they were recapping a debate they had over the weekend about the possibility of the Noah and the Ark being real.. she (is an athiest) says

    Girl: The ark is impossible, I mean come on, two of every animal? Where the hell would you put the whales?

    Me: Whales?

    Girl: Yes, they're huge

    Me: They also aren't in terrible danger of drowning...

    Girl: But still...

    Me: ^_^
     
  2. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    That's hardly "convo of the day" award worthy.

    Idiots have been putting their feet in their mouths since the dawn of human communication. Not that big a deal.

    I did chuckle though.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    God and his second son, Long John Silver, teaches us through the Bible that the creatures of the sea are still full of original sin. And must be eaten with butter for $9.95 plus tax. While supplies last. Amen.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    haha that's sig worthy shit right there.
     
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    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    11 Now the earth was corrupt in God's sight and was full of violence. 12 God saw how corrupt the earth had become, for all the people on earth had corrupted their ways. 13 So God said to Noah, "I am going to put an end to all people, for the earth is filled with violence because of them. I am surely going to destroy both them and the earth. 14 So make yourself an ark of cypress [c] wood; make rooms in it and coat it with pitch inside and out. 15 This is how you are to build it: The ark is to be 450 feet long, 75 feet wide and 45 feet high. [d] 16 Make a roof for it and finish [e] the ark to within 18 inches [f] of the top. Put a door in the side of the ark and make lower, middle and upper decks. 17 I am going to bring floodwaters on the earth to destroy all life under the heavens, every creature that has the breath of life in it. Everything on earth will perish. 18 But I will establish my covenant with you, and you will enter the ark—you and your sons and your wife and your sons' wives with you. 19 You are to bring into the ark two of all living creatures, male and female, to keep them alive with you. 20 Two of every kind of bird, of every kind of animal and of every kind of creature that moves along the ground will come to you to be kept alive. 21 You are to take every kind of food that is to be eaten and store it away as food for you and for them."

    1 The LORD then said to Noah, "Go into the ark, you and your whole family, because I have found you righteous in this generation. 2 Take with you seven [a] of every kind of clean animal, a male and its mate, and two of every kind of unclean animal, a male and its mate, 3 and also seven of every kind of bird, male and female, to keep their various kinds alive throughout the earth. 4 Seven days from now I will send rain on the earth for forty days and forty nights, and I will wipe from the face of the earth every living creature I have made."

    5 And Noah did all that the LORD commanded him.

    6 Noah was six hundred years old when the floodwaters came on the earth. 7 And Noah and his sons and his wife and his sons' wives entered the ark to escape the waters of the flood. 8 Pairs of clean and unclean animals, of birds and of all creatures that move along the ground, 9 male and female, came to Noah and entered the ark, as God had commanded Noah. 10 And after the seven days the floodwaters came on the earth.

    11 In the six hundredth year of Noah's life, on the seventeenth day of the second month—on that day all the springs of the great deep burst forth, and the floodgates of the heavens were opened. 12 And rain fell on the earth forty days and forty nights.

    13 On that very day Noah and his sons, Shem, Ham and Japheth, together with his wife and the wives of his three sons, entered the ark. 14 They had with them every wild animal according to its kind, all livestock according to their kinds, every creature that moves along the ground according to its kind and every bird according to its kind, everything with wings. 15 Pairs of all creatures that have the breath of life in them came to Noah and entered the ark. 16 The animals going in were male and female of every living thing, as God had commanded Noah. Then the LORD shut him in.

    Chapters 6 and 7 of genisis.

    As far as Noah knew, the world only extended out so far, so it is plausible that he did as god commanded. Seriously, think of all the non-insect creature in the middle east. Now think of how much room it would have taken. Also, God commanded the animals to enter the Ark, its not like he had to go out and find them.

    To wipe MAN from the earth God would have only had to flood a small section and then the rest of the earth would still have life.

    I know that's not EXACTLY what the bible said, but there is something to be said for INTERPRETING the bible rather than believing EVERY SINGLE WORD.

    I am also not saying that i believe the story of the ark, but if it is true, then it wouldnt be that difficult to think that something the size of the ark could hold 2 of every animal in the middle east. Especially if God commanded the creatures to go to and enter the Ark.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    You dare post that vile nonsense on this board?
     
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    im sorry all i heard was blah blah blah im a dirty tramp.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    You are?
     
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    a two dollar one...
     
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