What kind of file makes a .10mm hole a .80mm hole?
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a pedophile.
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a pedophile.
Dead Babies!!
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SHOGUNOVDDRK
New Member
ahhahahahahahaaa that was sick and funny
turbo sol
I need some ligaments!!!
werd.... here's a couple of good ones i've heard:we are sick and twisted individuals. the sooner one comes to grips with that reality, the easier it is to get along with us. Welcome to HS
what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?
i don't have a corvette in my garage.
what's the difference between a truckfull of dead babies and a truckfull of bowling balls?
you can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
what's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
how do you keep a baby from crawling around in circles on the floor?
nail his other hand to the ground.
what's funner than tying up a baby and swinging it around on a pole?
stopping it with a shovel.
what gets louder as it gets smaller?
a baby in a trash compactor.
what's red and sits in a corner?
a baby chewing on razor blades.
what do you get a dead baby for it's birthday?
a dead puppy.
what's blue and sits in a corner?
a baby with a plastic bag on its head.
what's green and sits in a corner?
the same baby three months later.
how do you get 10 babies in a bucket?
blend them up.
how do you get them back out?
with chips. ( edit for the attempt to recreate this joke brought to you by turbo sol)
how do you make a little girl cry?
pull your shit covered dick out of her ass.
how do you make her cry again?
wipe it off on her teddy bear.
ok... i'm done. i just can't go on any longer.
:bo:
MAO!!!i should so get a rep point for these...
SHOGUNOVDDRK
New Member
werd.... here's a couple of good ones i've heard:
what's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a corvette?
i don't have a corvette in my garage.
what's the difference between a truckfull of dead babies and a truckfull of bowling balls?
you can't unload bowling balls with a pitchfork.
what's worse than 10 babies nailed to a tree?
1 baby nailed to 10 trees.
how do you keep a baby from crawling around in circles on the floor?
nail his other hand to the ground.
what's funner than tying up a baby and swinging it around on a pole?
stopping it with a shovel.
what gets louder as it gets smaller?
a baby in a trash compactor.
what's red and sits in a corner?
a baby chewing on razor blades.
what do you get a dead baby for it's birthday?
a dead puppy.
what's blue and sits in a corner?
a baby with a plastic bag on its head.
what's green and sits in a corner?
the same baby three months later.
how do you get 10 babies in a bucket?
blend them up.
how do you get them back out?
with chips. ( edit for the attempt to recreate this joke brought to you by turbo sol)
how do you make a little girl cry?
pull your shit covered dick out of her ass.
how do you make her cry again?
wipe it off on her teddy bear.
ok... i'm done. i just can't go on any longer.
:bo:
i should so get a rep point for these...
ahahahahahahahahaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa funny shit lol
how do you make her cry again?
wipe it off on her teddy bear CLASSIC....
SHOGUNOVDDRK
New Member
go on law and order! ^_^
Bah he fucked up the joke.
How do you stop a little girl from crying?
Pull your bloody dick out of her ass.
How do you make her cry again?
Wipe it on her Teddy Bear.
How do you stop a little girl from crying?
Pull your bloody dick out of her ass.
How do you make her cry again?
Wipe it on her Teddy Bear.
SHOGUNOVDDRK
New Member
*bart simpson* i didnt do it
96ek978
who want it with the ek
sick fuks
how do you make a little girl cry?
pull your shit covered dick out of her ass.
how do you make her cry again?
wipe it off on her teddy bear.
if this shit is funny to u guys then u got real problems.u say some shit like dat where im from an u would get shot:gunfight: .that aint nothing to joke about,u sick muthafukas.:disgust1:
how do you make a little girl cry?
pull your shit covered dick out of her ass.
how do you make her cry again?
wipe it off on her teddy bear.
if this shit is funny to u guys then u got real problems.u say some shit like dat where im from an u would get shot:gunfight: .that aint nothing to joke about,u sick muthafukas.:disgust1:
Dustin_m
Member
an were u r frum, dey dont talk wit gud grammar either, do dey?how do you make a little girl cry?
pull your shit covered dick out of her ass.
how do you make her cry again?
wipe it off on her teddy bear.
if this shit is funny to u guys then u got real problems.u say some shit like dat where im from an u would get shot:gunfight: .that aint nothing to joke about,u sick muthafukas.:disgust1:
SHOGUNOVDDRK
New Member
an were u r frum, dey dont talk wit gud grammar either, do dey?
agreed
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:headsmash: i think he's from lowell wyoming....if he is i'm driving down there and beating his ass for being a n00b!!!!
