1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

Dead Babies!!

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by Dustin_m, Apr 11, 2007.

  1. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

    Messages:
    4,603
    Likes Received:
    16
    Joined:
    May 21, 2003
    Location:
    San Diego, CA
    well dead baby jokes atleast...
    most are probably old, but still funny

    Whats better than one dead baby in a trash can??
    One dead baby in ten trash cans.



    How do you stop a baby swinging from a cloth line?
    A shovel.



    Whats the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
    I dont come all over a pizza before I eat it.


    What's funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby in a clown costume!


    What's funnier than a dead baby?
    A dead baby sitting next to a kid with down syndrome.


    How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
    The dog plays with it more.


    What's more fun than feeling up a dead baby?
    Feeling up a dead baby with three nipples


    How do you make a dead baby float?
    Take your foot off of it's head.


    What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
    When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.


    how do you fit a baby in a shoebox?
    a blender


    How do you get a dead baby out of a shoebox?
    Tostitos! (I dont get that?)


    Whats the hardest part about seeing a dead baby on the beach?
    Hiding your erection.


    how long does it take to paint a wall?
    depends how hard you throw the dead baby
     
  2. dbone_vtec

    dbone_vtec HONDA 4 LIFE

    Messages:
    208
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Mar 30, 2007
    Location:
    MASS
    DAMN

    I STOPPED READING AFTER THE FIRST ONE

    YOU MUST NOT HAVE KIDS:eek:
     
  3. AHHVTEC

    AHHVTEC Well-Known Member VIP

    Messages:
    13,122
    Likes Received:
    245
    Joined:
    Oct 13, 2006
    Location:
    Alabama
    yea there not that funny :ban3:
     
  4. micah

    micah Senior Member

    Messages:
    3,513
    Likes Received:
    2
    Joined:
    Dec 24, 2002
    Location:
    panama city beach, florida
    what does a baby in a blender sound like?
    i dont remember, i was too busy masturbating

    o_O
     
  5. reikoshea

    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    12,633
    Likes Received:
    193
    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Location:
    San Antonio, TX
  6. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

    Messages:
    4,603
    Likes Received:
    16
    Joined:
    May 21, 2003
    Location:
    San Diego, CA
    you must not have a sense of humor...

    they're just jokes
     
  7. JDMPlaya

    JDMPlaya Senior Member

    Messages:
    1,789
    Likes Received:
    0
    Joined:
    Aug 22, 2003
    Location:
    Columbus, OH
    May be jokes... but still not funny..
     
  8. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

    Messages:
    21,057
    Likes Received:
    1,180
    Joined:
    Dec 5, 2002
    Location:
    NY
    dead baby jokes bring a tear to my eye...
    cause i'm laughing so hard
     
  9. Celerity

    Celerity Well-Known Member

    Messages:
    21,969
    Likes Received:
    146
    Joined:
    Sep 11, 2003
    dead baby jokes are made of win and covered in awesome sauce.
     
  10. turbo sol

    turbo sol I need some ligaments!!!

    Messages:
    791
    Likes Received:
    4
    Joined:
    Oct 6, 2006
    Location:
    laurel, montucky (ten minutes out of billings)
    i remember reading reikoshea's thread on the dead baby jokes... go to google and type in dead baby jokes and HS is like halfway down the page...
    here's a link to the dead baby joke site, well one of them anyway...
    Dead Baby Joke Warning Page
     
  11. MadMaXXX

    MadMaXXX Mad Man

    Messages:
    883
    Likes Received:
    6
    Joined:
    Sep 16, 2003
    Location:
    USA

    You know, blended baby = salsa
     
  12. SHOGUNOVDDRK

    SHOGUNOVDDRK New Member

    Messages:
    903
    Likes Received:
    2
    Joined:
    Mar 1, 2007
    Location:
    australia
    :eek: ewwww
     
  13. Dustin_m

    Dustin_m Active Member

    Messages:
    4,603
    Likes Received:
    16
    Joined:
    May 21, 2003
    Location:
    San Diego, CA
    ahhh, ok. that ones f'ed up
     
  14. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    4,623
    Likes Received:
    54
    Joined:
    Sep 29, 2002
    Location:
    Wallingford, CT
    How do you make a dead baby float?
    2 scoops of ice cream and a dead baby
     
  15. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

    Messages:
    7,068
    Likes Received:
    126
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2002
    Location:
    NJ
    Whats black and blue and goes boom boom boom?
    A DEAD BABY IN A DRYER
     
  16. Kanned

    Kanned Beast

    Messages:
    1,555
    Likes Received:
    40
    Joined:
    Jan 11, 2007
    Location:
    Florida
    What do dead babies and jokes about them have in common?
    They're both limp.
     
  17. reikoshea

    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

    Messages:
    12,633
    Likes Received:
    193
    Joined:
    Apr 27, 2005
    Location:
    San Antonio, TX
    BOOOO
     
  18. totalburnout

    totalburnout Well-Known Member VIP

    Messages:
    7,068
    Likes Received:
    126
    Joined:
    Oct 22, 2002
    Location:
    NJ
    What do you get when you slice a baby down the sternum with a scalpel?


    ...
    ..
    .
    .
    .
    .

    .
    .
    AN ERECTION.
     
    Last edited by a moderator: Apr 11, 2007
  19. jeffie7

    jeffie7 Wrong Whole! VIP

    Messages:
    12,933
    Likes Received:
    735
    Joined:
    Sep 28, 2002
    Location:
    Maryland
    dead baby jokes will live on forever!
     
  20. formby

    formby learning in progress

    Messages:
    5,735
    Likes Received:
    23
    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2003
    funny shit...

    whats better than a dead baby?























    TWO dead babies!!!
     
Verification:
Draft saved Draft deleted

Share This Page