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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    1. Can you cry under water?

    2. When we were young we used to go "skinny dipping," now we just go
    "chunkydunking."

    3. How important does a person have to be before they are considered
    assassinated
    instead of just murdered?

    4. If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    5. Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but it's only a penny for
    your
    thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going?

    6. Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were
    buried in
    for eternity?

    7. Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    8. How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a
    good
    idea to put wheels on luggage?

    9. Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up
    like
    every two hours?

    10. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    11. Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?

    12. Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in!
    binoculars to
    look at things on the ground?

    13. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss
    America?

    14. If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

    15. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting
    clothing.
    If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first
    place!

    16. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply
    press
    'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over?

    17. Stress is when you wake up screaming and then you realize you haven't
    fallen
    asleep yet.
     
  2. driverunknown

    driverunknown Senior Member

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    Fuck control alt delete


    I actually would prefer an f5 and f8 for when I fuck up on something.
     
  3. ROKIT10

    ROKIT10 Junior Member

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    How about this one

    Why do they have brale(sp?) on drive up ATM's?
     
  4. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Apparently you missed hte story about the blind guy driving the golfcart.


    BTW it's Braille
     
  5. corvetteguy

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    Or how about

    If i melt dry ice, can i swim without getting wet?
     
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    They say that just before you die, your entire life flashes before you.

    If this is true, how do we know we're not in some hospital bed dying right now, watching our life - up to this point - flashing before us?
     
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    DarkHand Senior Member VIP

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    I was justing thinking about that yesterday while bored at work. :)
     
  8. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    stop smoking weed chip
     
  9. Airjockie

    Airjockie Watanabe Whore!!!

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    hehe...all of those are good...

    but I have always wondered why, if your in the military, or a government official....say you have a job that your working dirrectly for the government.....why do you have to pay taxes?


    And how come church'es don't have to pay a tax, yet they live on the same land that our houses are on?
     
  10. number9

    number9 Senior Member

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    That stuff stays in your system a long time!
     
  11. xj0hnx

    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Um, hello, free labor force.
     
  12. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Yes, I'm going to answer the ones that really have answers. :p :lol:



    Probably, but you're generally not becoming emotionally distressed while you're submerged in water. It is physically possible to cry under water though. Nothing may come out of your tear ducts, but being under water will not prevent changes in your emotional status.



    Pizzas are cheaper/easier to manufacture in a round shape from a ball of dough, boxes are cheaper/easier to manufacture in a rectangular prism shape from flat pieces of cardboard.



    You're ON a movie screen, but IN a movie.
    You're ON a TV, but IN a TV show.



    The operator just yells at punk ass sitting next to him/her.



    Manufacturing and economies of scale. Not all ATMs are placed in drive throughs. Some are placed for pedestrian access. Why manufacture and stock two completely different sets of keypads and have to stock two different types of machines (tons of extra cost) when you can just make one that will work for everyone regardless of location?



    Technically no, because you don't melt dry ice. Dry ice is solid carbon dioxide that sublimes directly from solid to gas. There is no liquid state when it "melts".

    :)

    Yes, I'm a dork.

    :p
     
  13. number9

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    I don't think you can cry underwater for a very long time.

    Crying involves a certain amount of uncrontrollable breathing - both inhaling and exhaling. So, if you were to cry underwater - you die underwater. So maybe people who drown, don't really drown. They think they're drowning so they start crying. Then they drown.

    The irony of it all.


    I know, E... I know. B)
     
  14. GSRCRXsi

    GSRCRXsi Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    if the pressure is just right you can have liquid CO2. id imagine it would be faily cold though :)
     
  15. brian11to1

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    Uhm becuase there are two primary parties in politics... and 50 states.
     
  16. phunky.buddha

    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Ok- qualify that with "at atmospheric pressure" then. :lol:
     
  17. MugenCRX

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    :bo: LOL!!! Funniest shit I've read all night. Whew! Thank you for the laugh, it was much needed! :lol:
     
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