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deep thoughts...

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    lol- got this in a FWD and thought it was funny...

    >Deep thoughts....by Jack Handey
    >The next time you're having a bad day, imagine this:
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    >You're a Siamese twin.
    >Your brother, attached at your shoulder, is gay.
    >You're not.
    >He has a date coming over today.
    >But you only have one ass.
    >Feel better?
     
  2. CRX-YEM

    CRX-YEM Super Moderator Moderator VIP

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    lol, that's fucking :lol: :worthy:


    my quote in my sig is a jack handey line
     
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    sportlinecrx Banned

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    sportlinecrx Banned

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    i use to have this in my sig (before the great crash)

    it take a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man.

    for more jack handey, go here....

    http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm
     
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    paragus Senior Member

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    lmfao.. thats awsome too funny
     
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    :huh: ....thats fucking gay. u make that up?
     
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    aha what the hell
     
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    more more more.. :lol: those are so funny to read.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    heres one i saw ....

    its really sad to see a happy family get torn apart by something as simple as wild dogs
     
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    :spin: that is great
     
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    no, i didnt make it u, but yea, it is gay. i was in a bad mood when i read it :)

    jack handey website: http://www.cco.net/~jpete/deepthou.htm
     
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    ya, i was in a bad mood too. didnt mean to be an ass.
     
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    This one was great:
    "One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going to take my little nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old burned-out warehouse. "Oh, no," I said. "Disneyland burned down." He cried and cried, but I think that deep down, he thought it was a pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but it was getting pretty late."
     
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    s'aight :) it was gay anyway. maybe we are in bad moods cause we hanging around brian too much (pissedoffsol) lol

    LOL to that last post..that one was always my fav.
     
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    "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then spit in it and sell it to the people that pissed you off"

    "Think about world peace. While you are doing that, I will be stealing your stuff"
     
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