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  1. 92stoccord

    92stoccord Big Member VIP

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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    i find your drunk post (or "durnk" post) extremely lacking

    no long winded rambling
    no belligerence
    no nonsensical bullshit
    no pics

    other than the fact that you misspelled the title, there are none of the ingredients of a proper drunk post

    step up your game next time
     
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    This morning I woke up to find that someone pissed in my pants.


    I'll be keeping an eye out for the perpetrator...


    I have a feeling he's kind of an asshole.
     
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    Ou misspelled drank.
     
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    I remember when I had my first beer. :disgust1:
     
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    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    Freaking weak
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Exactly. I mean really, what sets you apart from the literally millions who imbibed tasty adult beverages? "Wooo!!!"? That's it? "Wooo!!!" was it missing something you were too drunk to write? like "Wooo!!! I stuck my dick in a light socket!!!" or "Wooo!!! I puked in some hooker's vag while cumster diving!!!" ...something
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    shots of pinnacle whipped cream,im feeling really good right npow....if you dont know its the original of smirnoffs whipped cream shit.
     
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    Magana559 The Warden

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    Seriously dude??? Whip fucking cream alcohol??? I only see chicks and fags drink that shit.

    Buy some grey goose or a good tequila :disgust1:
     
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    I was too busy drinkin MD to reply to this last nite. You loose.
     
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    There are a ton of posts about him being gay, so maybe there was some truth to them.
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    thats the thing.when i drink,its not to get drunk,its for the taste...
    lets compare some things here...alcohol content
    grey goose -40% vs. pinnacle whipped cream-35.5%
    bud light-5% vs. smirnoff triple black-4.7%
    average tequila-39% vs. jagermeister-35%


    people always give me shit for what i drink,but if you look at the alcohol content theyre pretty close.why would i drink something that taste like absoulute shit,when i can drink something i like,that wont make me throw the hell up after the first shot.
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    Because woman drinks dissolve your penis and replace it with a mangina.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    or anything similar to any of these

    :no: :beat:
     
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    xj0hnx I wanna be sedated VIP

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    :bo:

    To be fair back in high school, Boone's Farm and sluts were always a good time, of course after high school one should have sufficient game to score without the degradation of fruity drinks.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    there is always the high school exception
    generally when you are in high school, you are broke, you cant buy your own alcohol, you have generally bad taste in everything
    so drinking random shit be it cheap, low quality, girly, or just plain faggy is somewhat expected
    once you are over 21 though you are now purposefully buying alcohol, and are expected to maintain some level of self respect with your beverage choice
    by all means feel free to buy all the fruity shit in the world if you are intending on feeding it to women to lower their inhibitions and loosen their morals
    but to drink fruit flavored, whip cream topped, umbrella covered, neon pink shit yourself, is like wearing a sign that says "Hi, my name is _______, and i sometimes roofie myself and shove doorknobs up my own ass"
     
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    I enjoy a gold coast rita anytime I hit outback.

    Mmmmmmm
     
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    Vodka is the girliest of liquors, and tequila just isn't my thing (I'm the atypical spic.)

    No insult intended but I used to say that too back when I was 17-18 :ph34r: Man up and drink some Whiskey or Dark Rum! Hell, who doesn't like the taste of a rum/jack and coke?

    Seek out Sailor Jerry. Its a 92 proof rum that's pretty damn cheap but it's actually a quality spirit. The price scared me away for a second but I tried it and swear by it. It has hints of cherry and vanilla flavorings to satisfy your lady parts. :lol: Goes great with Root Beer and no one will give you too much shit for not drinking it straight up.
     
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    Bacardi Oakheart is my new favorite rum.
     
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    Steel Reserve was my younger years of binge drinking choice. $.99 for a tall can and 8% alcohol made for some good hangovers.
     
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