This is a true story about a recent wedding that > >took place at Clemson University. It made the > >local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned > >it. > >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. > >After the wedding, at the reception, the > >groom got up on stage with a > >microphone to talk to the > >crowd. > >He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, > >many from long distances, to support them at > >their wedding. He especially wanted to thank > >the bride's family & to especially thank his > >new father-in-law for providing such a > >lavish reception. > >As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted > >to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped > >to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the > >wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed > >that this was his gift to everyone, & asked >them to open their envelope. > >Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his > >bride having sex with his best friend, the best man. > >The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks > >earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them. > >After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions > >for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said, > >"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!" > >Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said, > >"I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first > >thing the following morning. > >While most people would have canceled the Wedding > >immediately after finding out about the affair, this > >guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing > >were wrong. His revenge--making the bride' s > >parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest >wedding & reception, & best of all, > >trashing the bride's & his best > >man's reputations in front of > >300+ friends & family > >members. > >This guy has balls the size of church bells. > >Do you think we might get a Master Card > >"PRICELESS" commercial out of this? > >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends: > >$32,000... > >Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: > >$3,000... > >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui: > >$8,500... > >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 > >glossy of the bride humping his best man: > >Priceless... > > >There are some things money can't buy, > >for everything else there's > >MASTERCARD! > >"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches, > >it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - - > >What you do today, might burn >your ass tomorrow.