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Found another one, prob just as old...

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by MoSeS, Aug 24, 2007.

  1. MoSeS

    MoSeS New Member

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    This is a true story about a recent wedding that
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    >took place at Clemson University. It made the
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    >local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned
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    >it.
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    >It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
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    >After the wedding, at the reception, the
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    >groom got up on stage with a
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    >microphone to talk to the
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    >crowd.
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    >He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
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    >many from long distances, to support them at
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    >their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
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    >the bride's family & to especially thank his
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    >new father-in-law for providing such a
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    >lavish reception.
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    >As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
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    >to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped
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    >to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
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    >wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed
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    >that this was his gift to everyone, & asked
    >them to open their envelope.
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    >Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his
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    >bride having sex with his best friend, the best man.
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    >The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
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    >earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.
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    >After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
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    >for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said,
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    >"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!"
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    >Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said,
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    >"I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first
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    >thing the following morning.
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    >While most people would have canceled the Wedding
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    >immediately after finding out about the affair, this
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    >guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
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    >were wrong. His revenge--making the bride' s
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    >parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest
    >wedding & reception, & best of all,
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    >trashing the bride's & his best
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    >man's reputations in front of
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    >300+ friends & family
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    >members.
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    >This guy has balls the size of church bells.
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    >Do you think we might get a Master Card
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    >"PRICELESS" commercial out of this?
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    >Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
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    >$32,000...
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    >Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
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    >$3,000...
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    >Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
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    >$8,500...
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    >The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
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    >glossy of the bride humping his best man:
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    >Priceless...
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    >There are some things money can't buy,
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    >for everything else there's
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    >MASTERCARD!
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    >"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
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    >it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - -
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    >What you do today, might burn
    >your ass tomorrow.
     
  2. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    Good one!
     
  3. Bob Vila

    Bob Vila ɐןıʌ qoq Admin VIP

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    I think I remembered seeing this 10 years ago. lol
     
  4. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    that story has been around in one variation or another since at least 1985
     
  5. phyregod

    phyregod !!YTINASNI

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    Yup. Urban legend.
     
  6. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    isn't that written on the 1st page of the internet?
     
  7. ScrapinSi

    ScrapinSi Senior Member

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    Fake... Check Snopes... Supposedly it was on Jay Leno, and all kinds of stuff...
     
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