This is a true story about a recent wedding that
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>took place at Clemson University. It made the
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>local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned
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>it.
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>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
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>After the wedding, at the reception, the
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>groom got up on stage with a
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>microphone to talk to the
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>crowd.
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>He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
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>many from long distances, to support them at
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>their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
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>the bride's family & to especially thank his
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>new father-in-law for providing such a
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>lavish reception.
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>As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
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>to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped
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>to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
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>wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed
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>that this was his gift to everyone, & asked
>them to open their envelope.
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>Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his
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>bride having sex with his best friend, the best man.
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>The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
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>earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.
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>After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
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>for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said,
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>"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!"
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>Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said,
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>"I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first
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>thing the following morning.
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>While most people would have canceled the Wedding
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>immediately after finding out about the affair, this
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>guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
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>were wrong. His revenge--making the bride' s
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>parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest
>wedding & reception, & best of all,
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>trashing the bride's & his best
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>man's reputations in front of
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>300+ friends & family
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>members.
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>This guy has balls the size of church bells.
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>Do you think we might get a Master Card
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>"PRICELESS" commercial out of this?
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>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
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>$32,000...
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>Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
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>$3,000...
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>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
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>$8,500...
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>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
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>glossy of the bride humping his best man:
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>Priceless...
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>There are some things money can't buy,
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>for everything else there's
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>MASTERCARD!
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>"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
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>it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - -
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>What you do today, might burn
>your ass tomorrow.
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>took place at Clemson University. It made the
>
>local newspaper; even Jay Leno mentioned
>
>it.
>
>It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
>
>After the wedding, at the reception, the
>
>groom got up on stage with a
>
>microphone to talk to the
>
>crowd.
>
>He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming,
>
>many from long distances, to support them at
>
>their wedding. He especially wanted to thank
>
>the bride's family & to especially thank his
>
>new father-in-law for providing such a
>
>lavish reception.
>
>As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted
>
>to give everyone a special gift just from him. So taped
>
>to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the
>
>wedding party, were an envelope. He stressed
>
>that this was his gift to everyone, & asked
>them to open their envelope.
>
>Inside each manila envelope was an 8 x 10 glossy of his
>
>bride having sex with his best friend, the best man.
>
>The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks
>
>earlier & had hired a private detective to tail them.
>
>After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
>
>for a couple of minutes, he turned to his best man & said,
>
>"F--- you!" Then he turned to his bride & said, "F--- you!"
>
>Then he turned back to the dumbfounded crowd & said,
>
>"I'm outta here." He had the marriage annulled first
>
>thing the following morning.
>
>While most people would have canceled the Wedding
>
>immediately after finding out about the affair, this
>
>guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
>
>were wrong. His revenge--making the bride' s
>
>parents pay over $32,000 for a 300+ guest
>wedding & reception, & best of all,
>
>trashing the bride's & his best
>
>man's reputations in front of
>
>300+ friends & family
>
>members.
>
>This guy has balls the size of church bells.
>
>Do you think we might get a Master Card
>
>"PRICELESS" commercial out of this?
>
>Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members & friends:
>
>$32,000...
>
>Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion:
>
>$3,000...
>
>Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui:
>
>$8,500...
>
>The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10
>
>glossy of the bride humping his best man:
>
>Priceless...
>
>
>There are some things money can't buy,
>
>for everything else there's
>
>MASTERCARD!
>
>"Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches,
>
>it's more like a jar of Jalapenos - - -
>
>What you do today, might burn
>your ass tomorrow.