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Funniest stuff I've read in a long time...

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  1. spectacle

    spectacle Senior Member

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    borrowed from honda-tech :p



    I don't care who you are...that's fucking hilarious
     
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    spectacle Senior Member

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    and yea no cliffs. this is really well written and worth the 5 minutes
     
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    omfg i just laughed harder then i have in a long time, that was sensational. im copy/pasting that story and saving it for future reference :)

    And there was no fucking toilet paper.

    What could I do but laugh.

    -- thats the point in which i could no longer contain my laughter and was gasping for air :D
     
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    BAHAHAAAA, :lol: this guy really knows how to tell a story :lmao:
     
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    I have so been there, not in a public bathroom, not completly the same thing, but it happened in my exgirlfriends parents bathroom... I thought it was halarious, I was drunk taking a crap, and had to puke with no trash can in sight. :)
     
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    Wow. That's an awesome story. I have to admit, he handled himself pretty well.
     
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    Speedracer228 ......

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    :comic book guy: worst night ever :comic book guy:

    rofl :puke:
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Damn, I haven't read that one in a few years.... it's a good one though.
     
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    Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.
     
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    i just posted it on 3 other msg boards i go to :p
     
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    YouKnowWhoIBee my avatar is better.

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    That honestly was hilarious. I know what he means. He uses the hovering technique where he uses the force of the jedis to help him hover over the toilet seat while a toilet paper layer on top or the seat helps prevent you from accidentally touching it and contracting disease. But in that situation i would have been so embarassed i would have cried :D still a good story though.
     
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    LMMFAO!!!!!! that's great....
     
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    92civicb18b1 The Trisexual

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    OMG, put a warning on this shit, i am not sober and almost had a heart attack while reading that. I really couldn't stop laughing.
     
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    :werd: :bo:

    That was fucking great! Defenitely worth the read, my chest hurts from laughing so much.
     
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    i have put off reading this for a couple days cuase of its length. but OMFG that was one of the funniest stories ive ever read. I am going to show it to all my friends now. damn if that was me i think i'd cried, atleast he has a cool ass wife. but then again she's stuck with him anyways.
    Thats true love, when someone will help you clean up shit and vomit off yourself,lol
     
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    Wow, I'm still surprised nobody put up at :repostred:. Seriously- this is old.
     
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    doesn't hurt to post up the classics every now and then right?
     
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    phunky.buddha Admin with a big stick Admin VIP

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    Of course not. This is one of the best. :)
     
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    well still as funny as ever
     
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