Haha! I was looking through the news column and came across this pretty funny news article, I thought I might share.
Authorities: Burglar wakes men with spice rub - Yahoo! News
Authorities: Burglar wakes men with spice rub - Yahoo! News
The farmworkers told deputies the suspect woke them Saturday morning by rubbing spices on one of them and smacking the other with an 8-inch sausage.