HONDA DISS

[Smonkeyboy]

what do hondas and tampons have in common???









every pussy has one.






as much as i love hondas, i still thought this was creative, i heard it from one of my CHEVY 4X4 friends so dont kill me for it.

 

[BigJ]

I've heard it a million times.

 

[MaliWho97]

Haha, good one. But, you've got to notice, the V-8 car owners are usually the ones that need that car due to lack of endowment. Us honda owners just like the hobby.

 

[civicious]

chevy's are like assholes. most everyone has one, and they all look like shit.

 

[Loco Honkey]

Moments
Of
Power
Are
Rare

 

[jamesA]

Originally posted by Loco Honkey@Nov 11 2003, 05:17 PM
Moments
Of
Power
Are
Rare

haha I never heard that.

my personal favorite, and an oldie, which I've had the most experience with is: Fixed Or Repaired Daily

 

[Loco Honkey]

I prefer Fuckin' Only Runs Downhill. This one only works in Burlington VT, but there's a junkyard there named Rathies. Fly Over Rathies and Drop.

 

[Frankie P.]

I like built with tools not chopsticks, old, but still funny.

 

[civicious]

Originally posted by Loco Honkey@Nov 11 2003, 04:17 PM
Moments
Of
Power
Are
Rare

i had to read that like 15 times before i caught on.

First On Race Day, mothaphuckas!!!

 

[jamesA]

Originally posted by civicious+Nov 11 2003, 06:00 PM-->

Loco Honkey

@Nov 11 2003, 04:17 PM
Moments
Of
Power
Are
Rare

i had to read that like 15 times before i caught on.

First On Race Day, mothaphuckas!!!

finish it... first on race day to break down.


Fucking Ford's.

 

[civicious]

FORDTBD ??










that was a joke....

 

[jamesA]

you read into it to much.

 

[Teufel]

an oldie

Found On Road Dead

 

[driver1]

fucked on race day ownz

 

[driver1]

oh ya

Poor
Old
Nigga
Thinks
Its
A
Cadillac

 

[civicgirlracer97]

FORD= Fucked Over Riced Domestic

Before my girl got her swap (because now she can spank me in more ways than one ) I asked her if she knew what HONDA meant......

H- Her
O- Old
N- Nissan
D- Doesn't
A- Accelerate

 

[TurboMirage]

i like...

MOVE
OVER
PEOPLE
ARE
RACING

B)

 

[shortbusrebel07]

Originally posted by sleepergtx+Nov 11 2003, 06:07 PM-->

Originally posted by civicious@Nov 11 2003, 06:00 PM
Loco Honkey

@Nov 11 2003, 04:17 PM
Moments
Of
Power
Are
Rare

i had to read that like 15 times before i caught on.

First On Race Day, mothaphuckas!!!

finish it... first on race day to break down.


Fucking Ford's.

thats why i went to work on ford's, job security. my favorite one is


NASCAR = Non Atheltic Sport Centered Around Rednecks

 

[Smonkeyboy]

Fucked Over Rebuilt Dodge
Found On Road Dead


that chevy, pontiac, nascar is funny as shit

 

[DarkHand]

MOPAR: Most Original Parts Are Rusty

There was another NASCAR one I heard recently but can't remember at the moment