Smonkeyboy
Senior Member
here is my little story (its short and pointless)
i was coming into town from school today and was following this cop, i was like man i should pull up next to her and tell her that her gas door is open (and it was) and no sooner did i think this then did she kindof pull off the side of the road, not turn, just kinda pull off the side (at this point i know whats coming). i think i flipped my blinker on to turn before she got her lights on. she pulls me over, and i am not greeted with the usual 6' 225lb she man, but this girl was like 5' 5", 115lbs, blonde. she was by far the hottest cop i had ever seen. I (like an idiot) am being the biggest queer, i was hitting on hottie police officer. she pulled me over for my front liscence plate that is mounted but i folded it so it is impossible to read, i grab my registration and my tabs went out of date 3 days ago, she didnt give me a ticket as long as i promised to go straight to the DMV and get new tabs, so i was like sure. i think she thought i was drunk because she gave me an in car sobriety test, but DAMN i wish i had my camera, i was really temted to mouth off to get her to cuff me, but then i decided i didnt want to go to jail. END
told you it was pointless
i was coming into town from school today and was following this cop, i was like man i should pull up next to her and tell her that her gas door is open (and it was) and no sooner did i think this then did she kindof pull off the side of the road, not turn, just kinda pull off the side (at this point i know whats coming). i think i flipped my blinker on to turn before she got her lights on. she pulls me over, and i am not greeted with the usual 6' 225lb she man, but this girl was like 5' 5", 115lbs, blonde. she was by far the hottest cop i had ever seen. I (like an idiot) am being the biggest queer, i was hitting on hottie police officer. she pulled me over for my front liscence plate that is mounted but i folded it so it is impossible to read, i grab my registration and my tabs went out of date 3 days ago, she didnt give me a ticket as long as i promised to go straight to the DMV and get new tabs, so i was like sure. i think she thought i was drunk because she gave me an in car sobriety test, but DAMN i wish i had my camera, i was really temted to mouth off to get her to cuff me, but then i decided i didnt want to go to jail. END
told you it was pointless