How many slimjims can you eat?

[Seany-izzle]

So my friend the other day bet me thta i couldnt eat as many slim jims as he can, and as high as i was i said "sure i can". so tonight he went to the store and picked up a few containers of slim jims each holding about 25 pieces each. well, he got thru 18 before he felt like he was going to throw up. I ate 27 just to see how far i could go... man i feel so fucking sick right now. my stomach is turning....

please note that these slimjims are 4 inches long, just incase someone wants to beat me. edit: oh and we ate them as fast as we could with the good size bite each time.

 

[Battle Pope]

holy crap dude...

watch out for that bathroom trip. damn.

 

[Slammed90Lude]

dude they are going to TEAR apart your insides

 

[BigJ]

I have had like 5 in a sitting, and I couldn't crap for like 4 days I swear.

 

[B16RacerN2NR]

i couldn't do it...i eat one and the roof of my mouth starts to feel all raw and waxie.

 

[civicious]

Your asshole is going to fall off....




eck.

 

[PhyRe]

when u do poo its prob gunna burn

 

[posol]

recked'em? Damn near killed 'em!

 

[reckedracing]

you're fucked

 

[Seany-izzle]

so i wake up this morning, slight upset feeling in my stomach.. so i went and sat on the toilet. didnt burn, didnt hurt, just reeeeeaaaallllll softee type poo. and now i have to go take a micro economics final

 

[posol]

lmao. you're going to get hit with round two in the middle of the test. lol

 

[Battle Pope]

Jesus. The terror will come. You just wait.

 

[Seany-izzle]

i do have a pretty strong stomach. lol, after i posted this i gave my friend a dollar to eat 3 more at once, he puked ont he third one hahaahah Took the test (took 25 minutes) and i still feel fine. but i do have the feeling in the deep bowels that something is lurking....

well, no more than 10 minutes later i shit a storm, i wont go into details but it wasnt pretty. oh and im using the last roll of tp in the house

 

[Battle Pope]

Don't say we didn't warn you!



Thread of the month right here!

 

[formby]

LMFAO.....

 

[GSRCRXsi]

envisions scene from van wilder

"im bleeding"

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

ive ate 30 in one sitting with no ill effects. i have the strongest stomach out of any one i know. i alway eat real spicy food and whatever, it has never affected me.

 

[DarkHand]

Are these the greasy round slimjims, or the flat, drier ones?

I've eaten 25 of the latter with no ill effects.

 

[Sabz5150]

I'll eat a can of slim jims (greasy round ones) in a sitting and it won't faze me. Hell, I'll dip the bitches in nacho cheese. Mmmmm, tasty!

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

Originally posted by DarkHand@Apr 20 2005, 12:34 PM
Are these the greasy round slimjims, or the flat, drier ones?

I've eaten 25 of the latter with no ill effects.

[post=489183]Quoted post[/post]​

greasy round ones, the other ones suck.