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How many slimjims can you eat?

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  1. Seany-izzle

    Seany-izzle New Member

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    So my friend the other day bet me thta i couldnt eat as many slim jims as he can, and as high as i was i said "sure i can". so tonight he went to the store and picked up a few containers of slim jims each holding about 25 pieces each. well, he got thru 18 before he felt like he was going to throw up. I ate 27 just to see how far i could go... man i feel so fucking sick right now. my stomach is turning....

    please note that these slimjims are 4 inches long, just incase someone wants to beat me. edit: oh and we ate them as fast as we could with the good size bite each time.

    :puke:
     
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    holy crap dude...

    watch out for that bathroom trip. damn.
     
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    dude they are going to TEAR apart your insides
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    :werd: I have had like 5 in a sitting, and I couldn't crap for like 4 days I swear.
     
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    B16RacerN2NR Working Hard VIP

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    i couldn't do it...i eat one and the roof of my mouth starts to feel all raw and waxie.
     
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    Your asshole is going to fall off....




    eck.
     
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    when u do poo its prob gunna burn
     
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    recked'em? Damn near killed 'em!
     
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    so i wake up this morning, slight upset feeling in my stomach.. so i went and sat on the toilet. didnt burn, didnt hurt, just reeeeeaaaallllll softee type poo. and now i have to go take a micro economics final
     
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    lmao. you're going to get hit with round two in the middle of the test. lol
     
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    Jesus. The terror will come. You just wait.
     
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    i do have a pretty strong stomach. lol, after i posted this i gave my friend a dollar to eat 3 more at once, he puked ont he third one hahaahah Took the test (took 25 minutes) and i still feel fine. but i do have the feeling in the deep bowels that something is lurking.... :ph34r:

    well, no more than 10 minutes later i shit a storm, i wont go into details but it wasnt pretty. oh and im using the last roll of tp in the house :eek:
     
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    Don't say we didn't warn you!

    :lol:

    Thread of the month right here!
     
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    formby learning in progress

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    envisions scene from van wilder

    "im bleeding"
     
  17. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    ive ate 30 in one sitting with no ill effects. i have the strongest stomach out of any one i know. i alway eat real spicy food and whatever, it has never affected me.
     
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    Are these the greasy round slimjims, or the flat, drier ones?

    I've eaten 25 of the latter with no ill effects.
     
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    Sabz5150 FALCON PUNCH!!!

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    I'll eat a can of slim jims (greasy round ones) in a sitting and it won't faze me. Hell, I'll dip the bitches in nacho cheese. Mmmmm, tasty!
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    greasy round ones, the other ones suck.
     
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