I am back, I have super sperm and i am getting married!

[cxjon]

thanks

 

[smarty009]

congrats on getting married...i just got married on the 23rd of this month...w00t w00t...its great!

 

[phyregod]

My wife had an intrauterine device put in. Lasts 5 years, stopped her periods all together, and so far its bullet proof. 0 down time

The down side is that the little bastard stabs me if I hit it at excatly the right angle. And that sucks.

 

[cxjon]

^^ lol

 

[dveit]

Stabs you?! How severe are these specific stabs?

Fuck that.

 

[Seany-izzle]

hmmm id rather have her bleed for 5 days than make myself bleed from my dick..

 

[dveit]

I'd rather put up with her shit than get stabbed in the dick while having sex.

And I hope I'm not the only one here.

 

[reckedracing]

My wife had an intrauterine device put in. Lasts 5 years, stopped her periods all together, and so far its bullet proof. 0 down time

so you don't have to deal with the "rag time bitch fest" once a month?
where do i sign up?

 

[89crxzc]

so you don't have to deal with the "rag time bitch fest" once a month?
where do i sign up?

my wife has them still, no bitch fest, just take me i am yours.