I hate this girl.

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integraenthusiest

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check this bullshit out
http://www.nomarriage.com/perfectguy.html

And what do we expect from girls
1. looks halfway decent
2. hasnt fucked everybody in the country
3. doesnt nag all the time
4. isnt a gold digger
5. isnt stingy with sex

Thats basically what most men really care about when looking for a fuck or a girlfriend. Now i may be wrong but my standards are pretty low.

by the way, this is a pretty long read.
 
Oh My God... she's gonna be single for a VERY long time. I can't imagine being judged on 135 different planes of criticism.. I'd just shoot her now, she's wasting air. :p
 
it's nice that she thinks that person exists.

however, here's what i look for:

1) likes cars
2) is decent looking
3) plays video games
4) knows how to lick a pink taco
5) has a personality
6) can put up with me

that's about all.
 
let's see how i fare.....

the ones in bold are the ones i meet.

5'8" and taller
Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
Handsome :lol:
Muscular
Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat
Good sense of humor
Dimples
Cute laugh
Sensitive <-- yeah, im a pussy
*Affectionate* in front of friends
Gives me lots of attention
Outgoing
Popular but doesn't know the whole state
Friends with my friends
Nice smile
Straight teeth
No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
Pierced ear(s) if any
Not too many tattoos if any
Likes to cuddle Likes to party
Takes me out
Grabs my hand to hold
Kisses me unexpectedly
Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
Has a good job
Tells me he misses me when we're not together
Makes me laugh
Open minded
Polite
Holds doors for me
Opens car doors
*Romantic*
Likes all type of music
Likes going to the movies
Talks to his friends about me
Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed
Gives massages without me having to ask
Plays with my hair
Calls me to just say hi
Tries not to argue
Says what he's feeling
Has a car
Has a dog
Has a family that likes me
Is tan
Doesn't curse all the time
Wants to be with me as much as possible
Comes over unexpectedly
Wakes me up with a kiss
Same age or 3 years at the most older than me ????
*Trustworthy*
Patient
Likes to shop
Has good manners
Doesn't smoke
Occasionally drinks
Athletic
Is on time for dates
Calls back later when he says he will
Lives close to me
Wants to meet my family
Treats me like a princess
Has a cute butt :lol:
Good kissable lips
Good kisser
Good memory
Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc
Intelligent
Has direction
Creative
Likes everything about me
Committed
*My best friend*
Respectful
Mature
Persistent – Hard working
Likes walks on the beach
Likes just staying home sometimes
Writes me songs/poems
Likes to dance
Has a sexy voice
Cooks for me
Likes to show me off
Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel"
Likes to take pictures
Flirts with me in public and in private
Puts up with my mood swings
Comforts me when I'm sad
Doesn't say “sorry” all the time when it's not needed
Sticks up for me
Likes animals
Sends me flowers for no reason
Ignores my imperfections
Surprises me (good surprises)
Doesn't ever yell at me
Likes picnics
Likes to clean
First to say I Love You -- sometimes
Listens to me
Smells good
*Doesn't lie*
Likes kids
Makes me the center of his world
Not in trouble with the law
Isn't a goody-goody
Doesn't stare at other girls
Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
Doodles our names on paper
Likes to draw
Leaves notes on my car
Let's me go out with him and his friends
Will hang out with me and my friends
Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
Gets jealous but not too jealous
Dependable
Doesn't hang up on me
Calls me babe, sweetie, etc
Calls me cute pet names
Isn't conceited
Isn't a penny-pincher
Likes sports and going to sports events
Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win
Doesn't play mind games
Doesn't just think about sex
Cares about world issues
Doesn't make me cry
Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
Isn't shy
Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
Not opinionated
Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them
Can spell



ehh, i guess shes not so bad...
but she strickes me as a girl i would get bored of in about 2.3 days, making her, yet another average pissedoff relationship.
 
yo thats a bitch
she has so many contradicting things in that list
that shit makes no sense
 
Lets see....
my list :

1.) Is not an attention whore.
2.) Not a cunt.
3.) Doesn't make gay websites outlining her perfect guy.


well she strikes out on my list too I guess.
 
Originally posted by StarBellieAngel@Jul 30 2004, 09:22 AM
it's nice that she thinks that person exists.

however, here's what i look for:

1) likes cars
2) is decent looking
3) plays video games
4) knows how to lick a pink taco
5) has a personality
6) can put up with me

that's about all.
[post=370351]Quoted post[/post]​

damn, you're already married..... <_<
 
did anyone go to the site it came from and check what its all about?

matt
 
I look for the following in a woman :



















vagina.
 
a lot of those things are shit girls want... and sure, if i could find all that in one person, that'd be GREAT. but, it'll never happen, so i don't expect it. hahaha


hehehe, why does everybody say that? i guarantee that even if i was single... i'd be everybody's 'FRIEND'... ugh. always was in high school. *sigh*
 
Holy shit there is someone out there more picky than pissedoff is. That cunt will never find someone like that and will never be able to hold down a relationship because she is too hung up on preconceived shit.

I can't give a description of the perfect woman because she doesn't exist.

Things that help are
Not too much of a bitch
Not a whore, one man kind of girl
5'9'' and under (I could deal with an inch taller than me)
Has a good body
Doesn't play mind games or fuck with my head- this is a big thing
Can't be a brainless bimbo
and like Nick said the vagina
 
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