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I hate this girl.

Discussion in 'Members' Lounge' started by integraenthusiest, Jul 30, 2004.

  1. integraenthusiest

    integraenthusiest Senior Member

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    check this bullshit out
    http://www.nomarriage.com/perfectguy.html

    And what do we expect from girls
    1. looks halfway decent
    2. hasnt fucked everybody in the country
    3. doesnt nag all the time
    4. isnt a gold digger
    5. isnt stingy with sex

    Thats basically what most men really care about when looking for a fuck or a girlfriend. Now i may be wrong but my standards are pretty low.

    by the way, this is a pretty long read.
     
  2. Battle Pope

    Battle Pope New Member

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    Oh My God... she's gonna be single for a VERY long time. I can't imagine being judged on 135 different planes of criticism.. I'd just shoot her now, she's wasting air. :p
     
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    Havok Senior Member

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    TWAN Senior Member

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    DREAM ON HOOKER!!!!!!!!
     
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    ahedau Senior Member

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    sounds like she's looking for a homo she thinks is cute
     
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    JDMilan Senior Member

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    fucking stupid ass bitch............
     
  7. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    it's nice that she thinks that person exists.

    however, here's what i look for:

    1) likes cars
    2) is decent looking
    3) plays video games
    4) knows how to lick a pink taco
    5) has a personality
    6) can put up with me

    that's about all.
     
  8. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    let's see how i fare.....

    the ones in bold are the ones i meet.

    5'8" and taller
    Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes
    Handsome :lol:
    Muscular
    Weight depending on height – not skinny, not fat
    Good sense of humor
    Dimples
    Cute laugh
    Sensitive <-- yeah, im a pussy
    *Affectionate* in front of friends
    Gives me lots of attention
    Outgoing
    Popular but doesn't know the whole state
    Friends with my friends
    Nice smile
    Straight teeth
    No facial or body hair (except legs n under arms)
    Pierced ear(s) if any
    Not too many tattoos if any
    Likes to cuddle Likes to party
    Takes me out
    Grabs my hand to hold
    Kisses me unexpectedly
    Dresses nice (*ABERCROMBIE*) hehe
    Has a good job
    Tells me he misses me when we're not together
    Makes me laugh
    Open minded
    Polite
    Holds doors for me
    Opens car doors
    *Romantic*
    Likes all type of music
    Likes going to the movies
    Talks to his friends about me
    Looks into my eyes when just laying there on the bed
    Gives massages without me having to ask
    Plays with my hair
    Calls me to just say hi
    Tries not to argue
    Says what he's feeling
    Has a car
    Has a dog
    Has a family that likes me
    Is tan
    Doesn't curse all the time
    Wants to be with me as much as possible
    Comes over unexpectedly
    Wakes me up with a kiss
    Same age or 3 years at the most older than me ????
    *Trustworthy*
    Patient
    Likes to shop
    Has good manners
    Doesn't smoke
    Occasionally drinks
    Athletic
    Is on time for dates
    Calls back later when he says he will
    Lives close to me
    Wants to meet my family
    Treats me like a princess
    Has a cute butt :lol:
    Good kissable lips
    Good kisser
    Good memory
    Does special things for holidays/birthdays/anniversary/etc
    Intelligent
    Has direction
    Creative
    Likes everything about me
    Committed
    *My best friend*
    Respectful
    Mature
    Persistent – Hard working
    Likes walks on the beach
    Likes just staying home sometimes
    Writes me songs/poems
    Likes to dance
    Has a sexy voice
    Cooks for me
    Likes to show me off
    Calls me or introduces me as his "girlfriend" not "Rachel"
    Likes to take pictures
    Flirts with me in public and in private
    Puts up with my mood swings
    Comforts me when I'm sad
    Doesn't say “sorry” all the time when it's not needed
    Sticks up for me
    Likes animals
    Sends me flowers for no reason
    Ignores my imperfections
    Surprises me (good surprises)
    Doesn't ever yell at me
    Likes picnics
    Likes to clean
    First to say I Love You -- sometimes
    Listens to me
    Smells good
    *Doesn't lie*
    Likes kids
    Makes me the center of his world
    Not in trouble with the law
    Isn't a goody-goody
    Doesn't stare at other girls
    Doesn't talk to other girls more than me
    Doodles our names on paper
    Likes to draw
    Leaves notes on my car
    Let's me go out with him and his friends
    Will hang out with me and my friends
    Puts pictures of me in his car and wallet
    Gets jealous but not too jealous
    Dependable
    Doesn't hang up on me
    Calls me babe, sweetie, etc
    Calls me cute pet names
    Isn't conceited
    Isn't a penny-pincher
    Likes sports and going to sports events
    Likes to play board games/video games and lets me win
    Doesn't play mind games
    Doesn't just think about sex
    Cares about world issues
    Doesn't make me cry
    Leaves sweet voicemails/text messages on my phone
    Isn't shy
    Has hopes, dreams, and wishes
    Not opinionated
    Will watch chick flicks even if he doesn't like them
    Can spell



    ehh, i guess shes not so bad...
    but she strickes me as a girl i would get bored of in about 2.3 days, making her, yet another average pissedoff relationship.
     
  9. The WORLD is yours...

    The WORLD is yours... Senior Member

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    sleeper_tegNJ Junior Member

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    yo thats a bitch
    she has so many contradicting things in that list
    that shit makes no sense
     
  11. liquid00meth

    liquid00meth Senior Member

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    Lets see....
    my list :

    1.) Is not an attention whore.
    2.) Not a cunt.
    3.) Doesn't make gay websites outlining her perfect guy.


    well she strikes out on my list too I guess.
     
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    B16 Super Moderator VIP

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    damn, you're already married..... <_<
     
  13. hybrid89

    hybrid89 thistownsucks...

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    did anyone go to the site it came from and check what its all about?

    matt
     
  14. sleeper_tegNJ

    sleeper_tegNJ Junior Member

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    good head game
    ain't fuckin no other mufukas
    tight coochie
    shaves
    buys me shit
    yaknameen
     
  15. integraenthusiest

    integraenthusiest Senior Member

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    yea i read some other shit on that website. its got some pretty funny shit. It really does translate girl talk into english.
     
  16. Havok

    Havok Senior Member

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    I look for the following in a woman :



















    vagina.
     
  17. sleeper_tegNJ

    sleeper_tegNJ Junior Member

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    I reall used to be that guy, its not all it's cracked up to be, bitches still act shady.
     
  18. StarBellieAngel

    StarBellieAngel Senior Member

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    a lot of those things are shit girls want... and sure, if i could find all that in one person, that'd be GREAT. but, it'll never happen, so i don't expect it. hahaha


    hehehe, why does everybody say that? i guarantee that even if i was single... i'd be everybody's 'FRIEND'... ugh. always was in high school. *sigh*
     
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    MaaseyRacer Senior Member

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    49 and 134 would be my only problems...
     
  20. Jeef

    Jeef NO MA'AM Moderator VIP

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    Holy shit there is someone out there more picky than pissedoff is. That cunt will never find someone like that and will never be able to hold down a relationship because she is too hung up on preconceived shit.

    I can't give a description of the perfect woman because she doesn't exist.

    Things that help are
    Not too much of a bitch
    Not a whore, one man kind of girl
    5'9'' and under (I could deal with an inch taller than me)
    Has a good body
    Doesn't play mind games or fuck with my head- this is a big thing
    Can't be a brainless bimbo
    and like Nick said the vagina
     
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