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  1. INJEN78

    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    ok so lately ive been wanting to get a monkey...like a chimp or something...
    i was watching animal planet the other day,and this couple had a chimp and they taught him some cool shit...
    what are your thoughts on this??like is it illegal to have a monkey in ct?
    i have 3 dogs and would def. be able to take care of this animal,
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Not legal to own a monkey unless you are a zoologist or otherwise professionally trained and endorsed to have one. Same with tigers and shit.


    My friend has a monkey, fuck that thing. you have no idea what you're in for.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    I can take you to the monkey. It's a horrible little creature.
     
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    oh hells yeah ,a monkey would be bad ass man, teach that little guy to steal and snatch things, or just to help you fix your ride
     
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    There is a company in Bethel that my girlfriend used to work at, and they had a monkey. I walked into the reception area for the first time in my life:

    Upon entering the double doors, to your left is a cage. It's floor to ceiling. There is a child's couch in it, some kid's toys (play phone, stuffed animals, etc) and from the center of the cage is a length of rope suspended from the ceiling.

    I gazed upon it in amazement. I glanced at the receptionist, who shot me a surprised look back. I shifted my open-jawed stare from the cage to the receptionist, back to the cage. I finally broke the silence:

    "This is the BEST kid's waiting room I have EVER seen!"

    She laughed so hard she fell off her chair, holding her sides in pain She finally came to enough to answer me "No, no no... That's for the owner's pet monkey!"

    "OH... Ok... Well, what a shame then.
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    ahh wtf...that ruins everything...i just wanted him for a friend...lol
    i woulda taken him everywhere,just to watch my car..if anyone tried jackin it,,he would beat their ass...
    and hell yea..hed learn how to turn wrenches too

    i need to find out how im gonna be able to get one.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    Those things are mean as fuck. and they are mischievous and will probably wreck your house.
     
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    Trunk Monkey 8 + The alien thread = THE FUCKING WIN
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    damn...so monkey idea is no good..that blows,,
     
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    get an alligator
    there's a dude that sells them at a truck show i go to every year
    100 bucks for a tiny baby alligator

    keep that in your car for security
     
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    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    My friend is getting two penguins for 600 off of craigslist.
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    do you want a kid?



    didn't think so. a monkey is the EXACT same thing. eats, drinks, shits, and tears shit up.
     
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    INJEN78 HS LEGEND

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    haha good idea...CEL is that illegal?

    thats awesome but they wouldnt do to good for security

    hell no..no monkey for me
     
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    It's a cross between a three year old and a puppy. You get a smarter animal that will piss on and learn to get into everything you can think of. Not to mention it can climb.
     
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    Fucking LOL. funniest thing i have read today.
     
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    I have a monkey, he gets spanked a few times a week.
     
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    my girlfriend has be bugging the hell out of me to get a monkey. im still sticking to the no policy because my mom had one when she was little, well 2 of them and they would sit in their cage and jack eachother off and throw shit at you when you walked by so i think that theyd be a pain in the ass. it would be sweet to say you have a pet monkey though...
     
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    Funniest shit ive heard all week...:lol:
     
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