Just put it on the dash somewhere with a big sign that says "DO NOT PUSH!" and when asked say doomsday device.
I like this guy's idea so...
Mount it on the dash right in front of the passenger, and put a big sign thats says
EMERGENCY ONLY
PISTON LOCKDOWN
and just have it set up to drain your oil while driving, and just like floor it so you can get full effect, I would say hit vtec but you won't be able to so... either hit boost or hit the juice, either one will get you the full effect!