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I'm officially an ugly chick magnet

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    So, i'm at the grocery store tonight.... just doing my thing, grabbing some food cuz i haven't eaten anything productive towards a meal in 3 days...

    now, when i shop, i'm not a rubberneck.
    i haul ass.
    i drift shopping carts.
    and as i round isle number 12 in full lock, i crash into a wall. I plowed into her carriage on a blind corner by the Hostest rack (hrm, figures shes standing there....)
    so i say i'm sorry without stopping a beat and throw it in reverse. Before i'm lookin for 1st to continue my corner, she says "Hey, it's ok cutie. why you in such a hurry?"

    ah fuck. this 5'0 250 lb chick is hitting on me. WTF?

    i quickly pull my one-liner: clothesinthedryergottago (bill and e will understand :p basically say that as fast as you can :p)

    so whatever, i finsih my shit and come home.

    log onto myspace to see if anyone said anything productive to me....

    and it happens again.

    MySpace URL: http://www.myspace.com/kristinemarie212

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    WTF, over?



    I'm officially an ugly chick magnet, and i hate it :cry2:
     
  2. JDMPlaya

    JDMPlaya Senior Member

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    wow... sorry man
     
  3. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    wtf are you doing on the twinkie aisle anyway? you know that's where the moo moo's hang out.

    i get hit on at the grocery store in my fucking pajamas, bro. i hate that more. haha.

    their boobs are too big anyway, right?
     
  4. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    it was the bread isle... the hostess rack is at the end of the isle... like the front face...



    ------------------ bread---------------|
    ------------------ bread---------------|
    ------------------ bread---------------|
    ------------------ bread---------------| hostess shit here
    ------------------ bread---------------|


    and yes, big boobs are t3h gross.

    34b for me :)
     
  5. CiViC_SOHC

    CiViC_SOHC Senior Member

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    AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH.........SORRY HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH...at least you get hit on...I don't even get hit on by the ugly chicks...but then again I don't look at them lol.

    thats called an Endcap lol...im a stocker at a bulk food store around here hehe.
     
  6. Cashizslick

    Cashizslick !i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!

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    Hey B

    Maybe your appearence gives the vibe that you have very low standards [​IMG]
     
  7. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    i was only teasing, b. the kid makes a point... at least you're getting hit on. and be glad it's not a guy.

    :)


    and, it's not always an end cap... they have all that stuff near the end of the aisle... at least, here in collyfourneea.
     
  8. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    End cap is the proper word then :p

    and honestly, if a girl hits on me so obviosuly, they scream loser.

    you want me toots? you gotta work for it. lol
     
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    micah Senior Member

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    i reccomend

    diet
    stop smoking
    work out


    my 3 step plan to having hot chicks hit on you :p
     
  10. Black Widow g2

    Black Widow g2 *princess*

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    anyone who hits on you in a damn grocery store has got to be a loonie. that's my take on it.

    however, if i'm in pizza hut...



    ...hahahaha.... oh man...
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    i've lost 15 lbs since i moved out. lol i'm really not that fat.... i'm big boned.

    but whatever... there wasn't a single good looking girl in the store anyway...
     
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    BigJ I'm just about that action Boss. VIP

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    [​IMG] Take it as a cue man...
     
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    find a new store [​IMG]
     
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    LMAO everytime i have a shopping cart in a grocery store im drifting the shit out of it and riding it. people look at me like im freaking 10 but its fun y0.
     
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    You are ....



    ..... the Beast Master !
     
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    lol, thats great.

    see, thats why you should shop at a health food store no fat bitches in the twinkie isle.
     
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    I never buy more than I can fit in a handbasket unless I need laundry detergent, B. I'm powerwalking through that MF'er, even tho there are chicks that are teh hawt in the store.... I dunno what it is... I guess the 95% white populace of my area lends towards more chicks that are teh hawt being in the store at the same time I am.

    I've caught a few eyes there before, even the chick in the floral area (about 20 or so, 5'2" 100 pounds~ish) looks friggin HOT, and I seem to catch her scoping every time I'm there.

    I need to see about a number from her, I guess.
     
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    Its the facial hair, physical stature, and the general 'I don't fucking care' attitude unless you're a low maintenance chick or a high maintenance german luxury car. [​IMG] [​IMG]


    [​IMG] [​IMG]
     
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    :werd:

    You need to find yourself a better store, because grocery stores have always been great spots to spark conversation and pick up chicks 'round my parts. Much better than, say, bars, where all the STD infested sluts gather.
     
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