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E_SolSi

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NecroDrache: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/Wav...ns/warkitty.gif
E SolSi: i saw that in omeagas post good shit
E SolSi: did you make that?
NecroDrache: heh
NecroDrache: nope
NecroDrache: stole it lol
E SolSi: lol well good steal then
NecroDrache: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v452/Wav...signs/vegas.gif
NecroDrache: stole this one too
E SolSi: lol
E SolSi: so the herpes you get in vegas dont stay in vegas?
NecroDrache: ah... no.
E SolSi: shitty
NecroDrache: pretty much
E SolSi: what about mexico?
E SolSi: do they let those fuckers across the border?
NecroDrache: studies show that yes, they do.
E SolSi: DAMN!!!!1!!
NecroDrache: yeah
NecroDrache: that's rough
E SolSi: oh well at least if i get herpes ill get to go kayaking and horseback riding on remote beaches, and shit like that
NecroDrache: werd
NecroDrache: I hate those commercials
NecroDrache: what the hell are you trying to tell me? herpes is GOOD?
E SolSi: no shit right.... im sitting there watching it going "shit man i want some herpes"
NecroDrache: I mean, these people have herpes and look at how much fun they're having?!
E SolSi: my life will improve 10,000x
NecroDrache: no kidding
NecroDrache: hell, their partner might not have had it before, but they saw how much fun life can be once you get it
E SolSi: i wonder if i can just start taking valtrex and get to live like that without the herpes... ill just tell them that im staying outbreak free
E SolSi: hmmmm
NecroDrache: people are getting dumber
NecroDrache: I bet it would work
NecroDrache: at least till you got bored
E SolSi: sweet im going to the pharmacy tomorrow
NecroDrache: isn't it prescription though?
E SolSi: shit
E SolSi: ok free clinic then pharmacy
NecroDrache: yeah, you need an invitation for the herpes lifestyle
E SolSi: maybe i can get it from one of those online pharmacies that everyone gets their steroids from
NecroDrache: werd
NecroDrache: ebay y0
E SolSi: i dont think they let you sell drugs on there
NecroDrache: dammit
NecroDrache: http://www.pharmacyusameds.com/product_pag...atID=11&Search=
NecroDrache: fuck
NecroDrache: I tell ya, the herpes lifestyle ain't cheap by a longshot
E SolSi: http://www.canpharm.com/index.cfm/fuseacti...G14E628IL2U88GO
E SolSi: valtrex is only 150 and they seem to have more fun
NecroDrache: jackpot
E SolSi: and shit im pretty sure you get a free kayak
NecroDrache: a free kayak would definitely sweeten the deal
NecroDrache: make it a cedar canoe and I'm sold
E SolSi: you might be able to sell the kayak for a canoe
NecroDrache: hrm
NecroDrache: doubtful
NecroDrache: cedar strip canoes run between 3k and 5k depending on options and quality
E SolSi: :cry:
NecroDrache: my stepdad builds them though :)
NecroDrache: so I'm set for my potential herpes lifestyle
E SolSi: werd
NecroDrache: I can't wait
E SolSi: white sand beaches here i come
NecroDrache: don't forget that they're all fit, trim, and good looking
E SolSi: werd i wonder if ill have to start working out and shit or if it just happens with the membership
NecroDrache: I would assume that over time you transform into a male model
E SolSi: or maybe they just keep the fat fucks off the commercial
NecroDrache: must be something in the medication
E SolSi: yeah youre probly right
NecroDrache: after all, what good is the magic of the herpes lifestyle if you can't go around baggin' bitches right and left?
E SolSi: true
 
I got white sand beaches, but no herpes, I win!
 
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dammit!

how the devil did you manage that?

It's called FL, not that hellhole of a place called the Northwest. (Yes, I can call it a hellhole, I lived there for 10 years.) Only good thing in the Northwest is the Seahawks.
 
i have herpes(not gentital, skin herpes from wrestling in high school), i take valtrex, and i want my mother fucking kayak.

idk, maybe its just the gentital herpes people that get to do the cool shit. oh well.
 
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i have herpes(not gentital, skin herpes from wrestling in high school), i take valtrex, and i want my mother fucking kayak.

idk, maybe its just the gentital herpes people that get to do the cool shit. oh well.

:bash:

and you're blacking out and fucking random bitches????


note to self.. if shes from jersey, or has been in jersey, don't touch it. its probably tainted.
 
no, you guys go it all wrong, you need herpes of the eye to get the cool lifestyle
 
Okay. That's enough.

"fuck" is spelled WITH A GODDAMN C IN IT.
 
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