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Its those simple things in life.

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  1. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    If everything was simple, I'd be in heaven. Whats her name from the sound of music had it right. Those small free things in life are the best.

    Personally, and I'm drunk right now, I can sit there and just look at my cats' paws. When they have their claws out, I think that is quite possibly the most awesome thing on earth. I envy cats with their claws.

    On another note, Rage against the machine is on the radio right now and it makes me think of eg6sir for whatever reason. Don't ask me, because I don't know.

    My cousin edged the grass along the sidewalk leading up to my front porch and it just looks so freaking awesome that I can't help but comment on how it gives me a hardon to her... and she just rolls her eyes, but it looks so freaking awesome.

    All I did was constantly talk about and it and she went and did it for something to do. All the petty shit I bitched about earlier last month is nothing compared to the fact that she's just done the dishes and edged my sidewalks because I said I wanted to do it.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Oh... and E rocks. So does getnick and B, for different reasons than E does, but they rock.
     
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    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    Someone put ecstasy in your drink?
     
  4. jamesA

    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    I'm not a mean drunk, I'm a lovey-dovey drunk. More carefree and happier. Don't go peein in the pool now!
     
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    double0Si ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) VIP

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    Please add a no homo somewhere in there lol.
     
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    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    Do I look like Injen?
     
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    jp_p5 MicWhop

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    And this is what I get to deal with a couple times a week.
     
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    get_nick These snozzberries taste like snozzberries... VIP

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    woo hoo!
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    bad red x!

    I'm semi-not sober again. This is bad, cause when I read over what I wrote this morning. I really did sound gay... yeah sorry. lol
     
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    HA!!! I tried to warn you... :ghey:
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    If I was that happy when wasted, I'd be a functional alcoholic. Good thing when I'm wasted I only try to do 4 things. 1)Get more drunk. 2)Get food. 3)Get laid. 4)Get in a fight. In that order. Yes when I'm drunk, food is more important than tail.
     
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    Well that kinda makes sense. You can eat while gettin laid and it might just piss off a girl. But try gettin laid in the McDonalds drive-thru and you might end up in jail.
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I've drank while getting laid, played video games while getting laid, and even had a conversation with my roommate while getting laid, but I have never eaten while getting laid. Hmmm.
     
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    eg6sir Supa Mod Moderator VIP

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    raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    You = younger, not bald version of George Costanza.
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    I wish, Marisa Tomei is fucking hot.
     
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    efhondakid My name is Byron. VIP

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    Im drunk and usually happy and good at spelling. 12 pack o' Rolling Rocks mmmmmmmmmm.
     
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