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  1. daveholiday

    daveholiday Do work

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    So let's face it. I'm 21, I'm still a kid. Anyway, I have a white shocker sticker, on the back right window of my Santa Fe. Go ahead, flame. Don't care.

    Anyway, I'm also an Assistant Manager at a Wendy's in Pittsburgh, and we have these customer satisfaction surveys. If any of you have paid attention to your receipts, unless every other market is different from Pittsburgh, there's a free single or free float offer on the back of it. You call or go online, answer some questions, and leave comments about your visit. Well that all ends up in this report we get every month.Usually it's all just the same thing, but November left us with a humorous response visit. Before reading, please understand that my store is in one of the worst areas of the Pittsburgh area, so my employees aren't the best.

    And I quote from the paper:
    These surveys are seen by my Director of Area Operations, all of the corporate office, my District Manager, and my General Manager. I've never seen a group of such uptight people at a meeting, laugh so hard.

    The box of hair part is true though. 99% of my employees are idiots.
     
  2. E_SolSi

    E_SolSi Member of the 20 nut club Moderator VIP

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    :lmao: LMAO!! thats funny shit... and a valid concern
     
  3. daveholiday

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    I'm just curious as to how mad this customer would have been if they knew I was a manager.
     
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    rofl. That is awesome.
     
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    Haha, that made me start cracking up hysterically. People here in the States are so sexually repressed.
     
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    jamesA Well known pissed off telephone guy VIP

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    haha nice.

    Either the person filing the complaint had a dictionary in front of him, or he's fairly well educated. I wonder why he doesn't take the whole "everyone who works here is an idiot" ideology into consideration and find a new wendy's to visit if he has that much of a problem with the service and a sticker.
     
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    this has to be a kid/joke.

    If they know what the shocker is by name, they obviously aren't offended by it.
     
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    lmao exactly what B said..maybe you should get a bumper sticker made that says "wendy's manager"
     
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    this is why i hate so many americans.

    the food is terrible, it's terribly unhealthy, the service sucks ass, and you question the cleanliness of the restaurant.

    why do you keep going back? keep your fat fucking face out of the drive through you neckless whore. it's fucking WENDY'S, not Ruth's Chris. Go kill yourself before you have a heart attack. stop wasting time writing the managers and doing surveys and eat a salad you fucking cow.

    /rant
     
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    Maybe they did buy a salad. Last time I checked they were on the Wendy's menu. :shrug:
     
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    yeah, right. i'm sure they do. <insert sarcasm>

    that letter sounds like it was written by a 300lb pissed off soccer mom.
     
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    I don't know, all I know is I cracked up. Surprising enough though, a lot of older people know the shocker by name. My GM is in her late 40's and she knew. But then again, she also has 3 teenage kids.
     
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    :werd: just because they know what it is does not mean that they are cool with the concept or dont find it offensive

    in fact in most cases in order to be offended by something you first need to know what the hell it means
     
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    You, sir, underestimate the modern bible thumper. :p
     
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    I remember when a 40+ year old woman demanded that I explain to her what "dirty sanchez" meant. Awkward.
     
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    :lmao: Good shit.


    I definitely feel ya on the people being dumb. I spend 3 years at BK lounge in Highschool.
     
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    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    Haha they definitely did raise a concern I wouldn't have even thought about.

    That being said, I think the shocker is hilarious and have done it just for the laugh after.

    That being said, I don't eat Wendy's. Makes me puke. On the rare occasion I do eat fast food, it's Taco Bell.

    Repped....
     
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    Gracias.
    And ditto on the Wendys making you sick. But then again, I've worked there since I was 16.

    Taco Bell FTW.
     
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