My t3h funney joke... :)

[ScrapinSi]

A guy comes home from work to his girlfriend sitting on the couch.. This is their conversation:

Her: I can't date you anymore
Him: But why not?
Her: well all the neighbors say you are a pedophile.
Him: Now sweetie... Thats an awfully big word for a 5 year old.

 

[phunky.buddha]

:wtf2: is a 5 year old doing at work? What does he do for a job? Thumb sucker?

 

[Battle Pope]

I think the girlfriend is the... nevermind. You just about made me spit my Barq's all over the keyboard, you bad man.

 

[posol]

this joke sucks.

 

[StarBellieAngel]

maybe i'm too blonde for this... but i didn't think it was funny... maybe i didn't get it.

 

[Battle Pope]

oh come on!!!

The "girlfriend" is the 5-year-old!! The guy comes home and his 5-year-old girlfriend calls him a pedophile!

augh...

 

[phunky.buddha]

Me = teh own3d

 

[StarBellieAngel]

in that case... i got it. it just wasn't funnay?

 

[BigJ]

I thought it was funny, kind of gross, but funny.

 

[SlushboxTeggy]

Originally posted by StarBellieAngel@Feb 8 2005, 04:56 PM
maybe i'm too blonde for this... but i didn't think it was funny... maybe i didn't get it.

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im pretty blonde too and i didnt think it was all that funny. a little wierd though.

 

[ScrapinSi]

my fiancee is blonde and didn't get it either... go figure...

 

[TurboMirage]

noah, your joke is about as funny as AIDS.

 

[CRX-YEM]

So old and somewhat humorous

 

[ScrapinSi]

How about this one?

Guy is sitting in a bar drunk off his ass... Ends up puking all over himself.
He realizes what he has done, and begins to cry. The bartender comes over to him and says:
"buddy... What happened? Whats wrong?"
"my wife is gonna kill me! I'm not supposed to be drinking now I got too drunk, and puked all over mysefl!"
"here's what you do.. Take one of these 20's you got, put it sticking out of your shirt pocket, and when you go home, tell your wife you were at a restaurant, and a guy walked by and accidentally puked on you... Then he gave you $20 in apology to pay for the dry cleaning"

The guy says GREAT IDEA! and heads home...

He walks in the door, and the wife begins SCREAMING at him... He explains what happened, and hands her the $20 bill... The wife says
"Whats the $20 in the other pocket for?"

"He shit in my pants too"


(Its funnier when told in person... hard to type it out)

 

[StarBellieAngel]

oh brother... i thought i had lame jokes... jk. that one is better.

 

[StealthMode]

how bout: "a dyslexic (sp?) walks into a bra."

 

[StarBellieAngel]

i'm a victim of dyslexia... i can't tell my right left my from... therefore whenever i string words together the order keeps wronging out cum.

but that's perfectly K O as long as i know there's peeps a lot alike me. so join us now as we sing out around of the lysdexic melody.

long a sing... long a sing... body every long a sing...