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  1. Briansol

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    umm.. what?
     
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    you're not a nerd. next :)
     
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    kids,trick treat.
     
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    thats terrible. im not even that nerdy. my wife even thought that was terrible.

    ps, im the guy that changed the mysql prompt on every server to:

    Would you like to play a game?>
     
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    htf did you find that? Lol.

    That's the nerdy part.

    lol.
     
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    User-agent: Kids
    Disallow: /tricks
    Allow: /treats

    funny shit right there
     
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    Care to explain the significance of that to us less nerdy people?
     
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    That is good stuff! haha
     
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    robots.txt is a txt file desgined to keep robots out of stuff you don't want them to see.
    we use one as well...
    http://hondaswap.com/robots.txt

    ia_archiver is the user agent name for the bot that works for archive.org. This lets them save everything.
    slurp crawl delay because yahoo bot goes nuts (like 300k requests a second some times)
    everyone else, i don't want to them to index any junk content. all of our pages that i care about indexing in search engines end in / or .html. Thus, any php pages, js, cfm, asp, etc etc i do not want the search bots to waste any time indexing, so i dsiallow them.

    now, obviously there's not user-agent of "kids".... so google pulled a funny and is allowing treats but not tricks :D
     
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    Insightful Info B. I always wondered how forums were organized through all the chaos. Google is the best.
     
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    lol, b just went through a little snipit. you'd probably have a gun in your mouth if he told you all the shit he's done to this forum.
     
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    That or my head would explode on it's own. I kick ass at basic html and css and flash but if anyone tells me they want php or to use a database I am fucked.
     
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    Im a guy that just gets on the boats.
     
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