some people have some fucked up fetishes.
That sneezing thing is fuckin wierd and what the hell do people see in
feet.
Then you got some crazy assholes who try to pierce, uhh, Mr. Winky.
Something a little more normal I can understand. Like this girl I used to
go with had an obsession with giving me head. Seriously, this girl was a
freak she would anything to give me head. I'd be doing __________
{insert word)
and she would be like "I'm gonna just give you head". Driving through
traffic, "I'm gonna give you head"..."ohh look a cop, I better give you
some head", "what was I going to do again, Oh yea, give you
head", "Hmm, while your eating breakfast....I should give you
head", "would you mind if I gave you head while your sleeping", "Well,
since I just got done doing the dishes, I want to give you head". She
used to call me up "Yo, Bryan, Can I come over so I can give you
head."
I dunno, maybe she's just obsessed with me, because now we don't
even go together and she still calls me and asks when we're gonna chill,
then of course out of the blue...."cause I want to give you head"