well story starts out like this. Coming home from a bar "only had like 4 drinks over a 3 hour span" and i pull into my community "Boca". Well I approach a stop sign, I notice right away a cop across from me which has already stopped for the stop sign. So I wait.............and wait till he makes a fucking move, after all, the first one their should go first. after about 20 secs of bullshit standoff, i am like fuck it,,,,,if he doesn't want to go and do paperwork, I am going home - remind you that I am in my sub community, in other words gated development. so i turn left, and righ when i turn left he fucking pulls behind me and pulls me over. I am like WTF,,,,,, <_< :unsure: so he pulls up, asks for license and registration, and insurance card, the usual. I give it to him, then he starts asking me where I came from and if i was at some social gathering playing loud music. I was like "bro - i just came back from eating dinner" then he asked me from which direction i was coming from, then i had to give me the diretional pass from which i came from and from which parallel i was approacing......etc.........basically I was a smart ass - geographically wise - I was like I came from Glades road traveling west then i made a southwest exit into this development and then make a sudden eaternly bound turn into this street called "etc." then he said OK...........well i heard your car accelerating......... i am was like,,,,,,sorry..... then as i drove off,,,,,i was like wtf am i supposed to do to get from the gateguard to my fucking house,,,,,,,,,not accelerate.......WTF...... oh well :cliffnotes: got pulled over after a "few" drinks.......no i wasn't drunk you fuckasses cop was being an ass let me go contemplated the situation......hmmmmm.