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So you were gone until you returned?
You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
Have you lived in this town all your life?
Not yet.
All you responses must be oral, ok? What school did you go to?
Oral.
Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
All my autopsies are performed on dead people.
Do you know how far pregnant you are now?
I'll be three months on November 8.
Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?
Yes.
What were you doing at that time?
Lawyer: What device do you have in your laboratory to test alcohol content?
I have a dual column gas chromatograph, Hewlett-Packard 5710A with flame ionization detectors.
Judge: Can you get that on mag wheels?
Only on the floor models.
Originally posted by GSRCRXsi@Sep 9 2003, 11:40 AM
Lawyer: What device do you have in your laboratory to test alcohol content?
I have a dual column gas chromatograph, Hewlett-Packard 5710A with flame ionization detectors.
Judge: Can you get that on mag wheels?
Only on the floor models.
thats is soooo stolen from the movie "My cousin Vinni" with joe pesci. except they changed the words around.
Lawer: And what kinda equipment did you use to analyze all this?
I used a dual column gas chromatograph, Hewlett-Packard 5710A with flame ionization detectors.
Lawer: is that thing turbocharged?
Only on the floor models.
just the fact that that line was stolen from a movie makes me think that the whole thing was made up and/or completely taken out of context.
You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
Yes.
And these stairs, did they go up also?