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ROFL! chick burned on myspace!

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  1. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    ROFL! I just got this in a bulletin.... guess this was from an AIM convo...




    lol- she basically posted a bulletin about her "best friend" saying shes got the clap.

    BURN!
     
  2. Citizen_Insane

    Citizen_Insane Senior Member

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    well, it was pretty responsible for her friend to post it. I know i'd want to know if a chick had the clap...and then I'd say bye and never see her again.
     
  3. pissedoffsol

    pissedoffsol RETIRED

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    still man, would you send a bulletin around myspace about it!??!?! wtf! that's so fucking wrong.

    if i got the clap (and we all know that won't happen cuz i don't ever get laid) if i wanted people to know about it, i'd tell them myself.... and any girl i would even consider being with would simply get shrugged off...
     
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    Condoms = 30 minute to 1 hour mistake

    No condoms = 18 years to lifetime mistake.
     
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    TurboMirage YEEAAAHHH VIP

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  6. reckedracing

    reckedracing TTIWWOP VIP

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    bahahhahahahahahha

    ooh that sucks

    "best friend"
    riggghhhhtttt
     
  7. Capt. Orygun

    Capt. Orygun Win the Day

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    oh man that's so fucked up. Two of my friends have had the clap but I would never post anything online about it........ oops
     
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    adnoh Senior Member

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    That was pretty studpid of her.... why the fuck would you broadcast that over myspace??? [​IMG]

    Anyhoo....

    You guys speak as if Chlymidia is a big deal. It's exactly the same as a urinary infection. 4 red pills and it's gone for good. And trust me on this .... if you've had sex with a girl without a condom more than a few times in your life, you've had it. Most people do. Some don't ever show symptoms. I had it when I was 17. It just stung a bit when I took a piss for like 2 days. I took the anti-biotics and it was gone in a week. No big deal.

    So as much as this chick was a dumbass for broadcasting that she currently had it .... it's really no big deal. She takes a pill and it's gone. [​IMG]

    Still, pretty fuckin stupid nonetheless.
     
  10. lswhitecivic

    lswhitecivic Senior Member

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    Just so everyone knows..."The Clap" is another name for Gonorrhea not Chlamydia.
     
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    Chlamydia is usually swabbed out of the Urethra with a pipe cleaner.

    Sinc eI'm at work,l and can't attach a work warning to this, look up images of Troma's "Chlamydia" .. she's one of the troma girls and if you're into troma movies, you'll know right off the bat :)
     
  12. reikoshea

    reikoshea HS Troll...And Mod Moderator VIP

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    that was a visual i didnt need...thanks man.
     
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    Celerity Well-Known Member

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    Edit on that: I just found some clean pics of her, she's not hot anymore.
     
  14. SlushboxTeggy

    SlushboxTeggy It's only stupid if it doesn't work VIP

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    damn right its going to BURN...
     
  15. StealthMode

    StealthMode Kung Foolin'

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    [​IMG] [​IMG] BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! That's great!
     
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    No it's not. The dreaded "swab" is just the test to swab a sample of fluid from your urethra. They shove an indistrial sized q-tip down your urethra and put it in a sealed tube for testing purposes...which takes about 25 minutes. Chlamydia is only cured with antibiotics. Trust me, I know first hand. The swab was probably the worst pain I've ever experienced. I actually got goosebumps when I wrote this. It was like 8 years ago, but I can still remember like it was yesterday.
     
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