Sentence-Story Game Thread

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Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg.
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks,
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson; pondering what the trisexual agenda
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson; pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day,
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson; pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day, broke up the LOTR gathering.
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson; pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day, broke up the LOTR gathering. Sauron cackled and ate brainzzzz.
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson, pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day, broke up the LOTR gathering. Sauron cackled and ate brainzzzz. Celerity shook the puppy off
 
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Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson, pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day, broke up the LOTR gathering. Sauron cackled and ate brainzzzz. Celerity shook the puppy off. and the Haitians got dressed.
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Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson, pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day, broke up the LOTR gathering. Sauron cackled and ate brainzzzz. Celerity shook the puppy off, and the Haitians got dressed. They all teamed together against
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson, pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day, broke up the LOTR gathering. Sauron cackled and ate brainzzzz. Celerity shook the puppy off, and the Haitians got dressed. They all teamed together against Tony freakin Danza
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson, pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day, broke up the LOTR gathering. Sauron cackled and ate brainzzzz. Celerity shook the puppy off, and the Haitians got dressed. They all teamed together against Tony freakin' Danza, who kept claiming "I'm the boss!"
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson, pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day, broke up the LOTR gathering. Sauron cackled and ate brainzzzz. Celerity shook the puppy off, and the Haitians got dressed. They all teamed together against Tony freakin' Danza, who kept claiming "I'm the boss!" Because everyone was still being
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson, pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day, broke up the LOTR gathering. Sauron cackled and ate brainzzzz. Celerity shook the puppy off, and the Haitians got dressed. They all teamed together against Tony freakin' Danza, who kept claiming "I'm the boss!" Because everyone was still being argumentative, Sauron, the giant, flaming,

Dear God, someone please pick up on where I'm going with that...
 
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Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson, pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day, broke up the LOTR gathering. Sauron cackled and ate brainzzzz. Celerity shook the puppy off, and the Haitians got dressed. They all teamed together against Tony freakin' Danza, who kept claiming "I'm the boss!" Because everyone was still being argumentative, Sauron (the giant, flaming snatchball) grabbed the puppy and...
 
Bryan checked his rear-view mirror when a 5-0 was on his ass, but Bryan was able to hit the nitrous and bounce out. The man had his plate number and showed up at the drive-through donut shop, where dacheat was caught eating only a dough-nut.

So the chase was on, in search of the missing duffle-bag full of severed heads. Bryan's hunger for braaaaainnnnz was makin' him munch on the customers, which made dacheat angry because she was also a cannibal. She was still eating the Boston Cream donut when she sneezed out quarters. The quarters were covered with something she ate, which was beside the point.

Bryan said, "your boobs are too big."
Then dacheat said "why, thanks!"

Bryan exclaimed "Actually, they're perfect!" Then he motor-boated them and dacheat's pimp came to collect the said quarters from her. Her pimp was Godzilla - RAWR!!! Then King Kong came along and challenged Godzilla to a hot-dog eating contest. Jesus wept, only because he was not a Jewish man that had an uncircumcised penis, so he went to see his dad and they played some poker, which was no fun, considering they ran outta drugs, beer, and his dad reads minds.

Bryan decided it was time to play in the garden and eat all the rats, but he noticed that his hunger for brainzzzzzs was kicking in so he went to the nearest playground and saw a gaggle of college babes...But wanted real brains so he chomped the MIT babes. He squeezed some melons, too. After having his fill he had a raging Zombie hard-on which affected his zombie shuffle. MJ's Zombie posse was shakin' so he started spanking his own ass to the beat of his favorite song YMCA. Amazingly, the Village People showed up and the Zombie mob rolled downtown with the Village people in tow. They saw the 5.0 guy cruisin', lookin' for zombie babe eaters so they rolled 5.0's car with two girls one cup, who immediately started taking massive liberties with Bryan's zombie patience.

In walks Howard Stern to show the BME Pain Olympics videos. Everyone immediately began puking, and then Godzilla ate Howard. "WTF" said Bill Gates, as he sharted all over himself while he sat in his lame ass car, wondering why Dave isn't on his bike. Bryan ate Dave's brainzzzz and then proceeded to rant that Hillary left him hungry. The Village People cheered loudly. McCain devoured Obama with ghusto...and then the sun exploded!!! The mutha fuckin' end...

Until, Dave shit himself. Bryan reappeared in the thread and began pushing a trisexual agenda on all the little school children, fortunately all were of age and seemed receptive to the fun balloon animals he made.The balloon animals were overtly combined to create a massive balloon phallus, rising three stories but were shot down by a crack commando unit known only as the cuddle bunnies.

Oddly, the cuddle bunnies began selling crack to kinder-gardeners, when a Jehovah's witness stopped by and began feasting on succulent grapes, which happened to be dried up Catholic propaganda sperm. Afterwards, he began to feel dirty, ashamed, foul, yet happy. Lightheaded, he sat down on the curb to rest. Suddenly, a tiny little puppy burst out of his stomach and shared his vibrating dildos with B, who just happened to have gummy worms to trade.

Then a new paragraph started! At this point, the story was completely overrun by naked Haitians. Celerity, upon realizing this, unzipped his pants to reveal a tripod-shaped penis, which he began to violently wave around, frightening the nudist Haitian horde. The puppy humped Celerity's leg. In a parody to Clerks, Celerity began to mock Lord of the Rings fans, causing a huge fan gathering to become unruly.

Suddenly, Peter Jackson, pondering what the trisexual agenda will be for the day, broke up the LOTR gathering. Sauron cackled and ate brainzzzz. Celerity shook the puppy off, and the Haitians got dressed. They all teamed together against Tony freakin' Danza, who kept claiming "I'm the boss!" Because everyone was still being argumentative, Sauron (the giant, flaming snatchball) grabbed the puppy and played "connect four" with Siamese
 
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